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Obama: Wave at the people, Joe. Biden: IMMA POINT AT'EM Obama: Please just wave. Biden:
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"barack please don't leave me with them" "joe you're leaving when I leave" "oh right lmao love u"
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Biden: Trump better not get in my face... cos I'll drop that motherfucker Obama: Joe. Biden:
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"I uh...just want to apologize. Whether it's true or not, Joe shouldn't have yelled 'you ain't real hip-hop, bitch'… https://t.co/8lVb5Wa8Tm
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REPORTER: Mr. President, what's your favorite Wu Tang album? OBAMA: What kind of question is -- [biden grabs podium] BIDEN: LIQUID SWORDS
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[Writing the State Of The Union] OBAMA: So I'll say the state of the union is... BIDEN: On fleek. Say it's on fleek.
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"Please" "No, Joe the debate is on" "Just turn to ESPN real quick. I wanna see the score" "You have your own TV" "I… https://t.co/CBfHn7CWz9
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Obama:tell the world were bros Biden:*whispers* were bros Obama:bro why'd u whisper Biden:ur my world bro Obama:bro
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Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets here Obama: joe im on the phone Biden:*mutt… https://t.co/TJpAVZYfyd
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Obama: I'd like to sit alone, Joe. Biden: IMMA SIT BY YOU Obama: There's plenty of other seats. Biden:
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Obama: "Joe you can't tell Pence that your best advice for him is 'Get fucked, Hoosier.' " Biden: "But that motherf… https://t.co/Qz1QwHiU0o
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OBAMA: As FDR once said, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. BIDEN: [tugging on Obama's sleeve] OBAMA: Yes Joe, and spiders.
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Biden: Ok here's the plan: have you seen Home Alone Obama: Joe, no Biden: Just one booby trap Obama: Joe
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Joe: I hid all the pens from Trump Obama: Why? Joe: Because he bringing his own. Obama: ??? Joe: HE'S BRINGING HIS… https://t.co/gZ1Sy2xRgO
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Obama: "Joe, why are you still holding my hand?" Biden: "I wanna freak Mike Pence out" Obama: "But why?" Biden: "J… https://t.co/tvzADWRDo0
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Obama: Did you replace all the toiletries with travel size bottles? Biden: He's got tiny hands Barack, I want him t… https://t.co/oDEsx6yNxn
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Biden: not Slytherin ... not Slytherin Obama: Joe, this isn't-- Biden: ... not Slytherin ... Obama: yo… https://t.co/38osS5xRmF
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Biden: ...so, when Trump walks in, you duck and I sock him wit- Obama: No, Joe
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Obama: I'm busy. Stop asking, Joe. Biden: BUT I WANT A LLAMA Obama: Please don't cry. Biden:
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Biden: bro come over Obama: bro we're supposed to be packing Biden: look I made a flipagram of us throughout our 8… https://t.co/fvRYlnS9Cj
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Biden: Oh boy, his car is here, quick let's all hide Obama: Joe pls
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Obama: you told him Nigel Farage was British Foreign Secretary didn't you? Biden: Obama: Joe
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Biden: I found a cool new apartment for us downtown Obama: Joe...Michelle and I are- Michelle: [covers obama's mouth] are so excited!
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"You brought him into our home..the one we've shared for 8 years.." "Joe, he's about to be-" "He sat in my chair."
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biden: cmon you gotta print a fake birth certificate, put it in an envelope labeled "SECRET" and leave it in the ov… https://t.co/wFNoOB9BWP
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"See? Doesn't this feel right?" "Joe I'm not leaving my wife for you." "You said we'd be together forev-" "8 years.… https://t.co/PkDJxxipdb