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Can You Remember How England Fucked Up Football Tournaments Since Euro '96?

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  1. 1. EURO '96: Who did England draw with in the opening game of the tournament after Stuart Pearce gave away a late penalty?

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    Scotland
    Austria
    Switzerland
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Switzerland

    Switzerland
    Via Getty
  2. 2. Before it went to penalties, what was the score after extra time in the England vs Germany semifinal?

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    0-0
    1-1
    2-2
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    1-1

    1-1
    Via Getty
  3. 3. FRANCE '98: Just days before becoming the most hated man in England, David Beckham scored his first ever World Cup goal. Who were the opponents?

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    Colombia
    Romania
    Tunisia
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Colombia

    Colombia
    Via ADAM BUTLER / PA Archive/Press Association Images
  4. 4. In THAT penalty shootout it was David Batty who missed the vital spot-kick. But which other England player also missed his effort?

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    Paul Merson
    Graeme Le Saux
    Paul Ince
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Paul Ince

    Paul Ince
    Via Getty
  5. 5. EURO 2000: England finished third in their group and missed out on the quarterfinals. Germany finished bottom, Romania second, but who won the group?

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    Sweden
    Portugal
    Netherlands
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Portugal

    Portugal
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  6. 6. England only needed a draw in their final group game against Romania to qualify. Whose tired tackle gave away an 89th-minute penalty that lost England the game?

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    Martin Keown
    Gary Neville
    Phil Neville
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Phil Neville

    Phil Neville
    Via Getty
  7. 7. JAPAN & SOUTH KOREA 2002: England finished second in their group, knocking out Argentina in the process, but who did they beat in the second round?

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    Denmark
    Norway
    Poland
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Denmark

    Denmark
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  8. 8. Arguably England's best chance in recent years came when they found themselves a man up (though 2-1 down) against Brazil after 59 minutes of the quarter-final. Who had been sent off?

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    Ronaldinho
    Rivaldo
    Cafu
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ronaldinho

    Ronaldinho
    Via Getty
  9. 9. EURO 2004: In England's opener against France, Frank Lampard put them 1-0 up after 38 minutes. It stayed this way until France scored two goals in injury time to win it. Who scored both goals?

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    Thierry Henry
    David Trezeguet
    Zinedine Zidane
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Zinedine Zidane

    Zinedine Zidane
    Via Getty
  10. 10. This was one of two consecutive tournaments in which England were knocked out by Portugal in a shootout – who missed the last penalty?

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    Owen Hargreaves
    David Beckham
    Darius Vassell
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Darius Vassell

    Darius Vassell
    Via Getty
  11. 11. GERMANY 2006: Who scored the first goal in England's 2-2 group-stage draw with Sweden – arguably one of England's best ever tournament goals?

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    Wayne Rooney
    Joe Cole
    Frank Lampard
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Joe Cole

    Joe Cole
    Via Getty
  12. 12. This time England missed three of their first four penalties against Portugal to get knocked out – which three players missed?

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    Gerrard, Lampard, and Carragher
    Ferdinand, Lampard, and Hargreaves
    Hargreaves, Carragher, and Gerrard
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Gerrard, Lampard, and Carragher

    Gerrard, Lampard, and Carragher
    Via Getty
  13. 13. SOUTH AFRICA 2010: Which player's calamitous mistake allowed the USA to equalise with England in their first group-stage match, which in turn cost England the top spot in the group?

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    John Terry
    Steven Gerrard
    Robert Green
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Robert Green

    Robert Green
    Via Getty
  14. 14. The main thing people remember from the 4-1 drubbing against Germany in the second round is Lampard's goal that wasn't given despite being 15 feet over the line, but which England player *did* score that day?

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    Matthew Upson
    James Milner
    Ashley Cole
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Matthew Upson

    Matthew Upson
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  15. 15. EURO 2012: Who put England ahead in their frustratingly dull opener against France, before Samir Nasri equalised nine minutes later?

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    Andy Carroll
    Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
    Joleon Lescott
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Joleon Lescott

    Joleon Lescott
    Via Getty
  16. 16. Yet again – inevitably – England bottled it on penalties after a very dull 0-0 draw with Italy in the quarterfinals. Ashley Young missed the third, but who missed the fourth and final penalty?

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    Ashley Cole
    Jordan Henderson
    Danny Welbeck
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ashley Cole

    Ashley Cole
    Via Getty
  17. 17. BRAZIL 2014: With a chance to get revenge on Italy for Euro 2012, England play them in their first game in Brazil. What's the score?

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    England 2-1 Italy
    England 1-1 Italy
    England 1-2 Italy
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    England 1-2 Italy

    England 1-2 Italy
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  18. 18. Not only did England not qualify, they finished bottom of the group. How many points did they finish on?

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    Zero
    One
    Two
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    One point

    One point

Can You Remember How England Fucked Up Football Tournaments Since Euro '96?

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