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37 Distressing Tube Problems Every Londoner Has Experienced

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The guy sitting next to me on the train just caught me reading his texts..the awkwardness now is unbearable #undergroundproblems

Udaya Sharma@USharmaOfficial

The guy sitting next to me on the train just caught me reading his texts..the awkwardness now is unbearable #undergroundproblems

6:24 PM - 06 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

2.

I fucking hate "leaners". The poles are for holding or dancing. #tubeproblems

NatalieJayne@NuJuWu

I fucking hate "leaners". The poles are for holding or dancing. #tubeproblems

8:31 AM - 15 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I think whoever designed Bank station was a massive fan of riddles. I heard tourists blaming it on 'English logic' #undergroundproblems

Holly@_Holly_Hall

I think whoever designed Bank station was a massive fan of riddles. I heard tourists blaming it on 'English logic' #undergroundproblems

10:06 AM - 24 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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4.

A complete stranger is falling asleep on me. HELP! #tubeproblems

Elodie@ElleYeah

A complete stranger is falling asleep on me. HELP! #tubeproblems

6:06 PM - 10 Aug 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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In other news, I strongly dislike the Northern line. #tubeproblems

Ran Stallard@_ranners

In other news, I strongly dislike the Northern line. #tubeproblems

7:46 AM - 25 Sep 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Don't you just love it when a greasy old man adjusts his balls while looking you in the eye on the tube? #tubeproblems

Jessica Cummin@jessicacummin

Don't you just love it when a greasy old man adjusts his balls while looking you in the eye on the tube? #tubeproblems

5:01 PM - 10 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8.

Omg. There's a pigeon on my tube carriage #districtlineproblems

Seema...@Seemastar

Omg. There's a pigeon on my tube carriage #districtlineproblems

9:13 AM - 29 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Another commuter whose bag has it's own Zone 1-6 Oyster card. #commuterproblems #tubeproblems #tflhell

Ed Hardwick@edhardwick

Another commuter whose bag has it's own Zone 1-6 Oyster card. #commuterproblems #tubeproblems #tflhell

7:55 AM - 14 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Don't mind when someone reads my Metro Paper in my hands, but sticking your neck near my shoulder your taking the liberties. #tubeproblems

Gem@Gem_Sedef

Don't mind when someone reads my Metro Paper in my hands, but sticking your neck near my shoulder your taking the liberties.

#tubeproblems

9:43 AM - 09 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Only two people on the tube and were sat next to each other, do you move? No. Just because of the pure fact it looks weird. #tubeproblems

Lucy@LucyTakeMeOut

Only two people on the tube and were sat next to each other, do you move? No. Just because of the pure fact it looks weird. #tubeproblems

9:42 PM - 22 Jan 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

12.

If I wanted to listen to your music in the morning I would why is your crap playing so loud! #tubeproblems

Isabella cain@isabellacain

If I wanted to listen to your music in the morning I would why is your crap playing so loud! #tubeproblems

9:28 AM - 23 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Taking the Hammersmith and City line even though it's longer just because I get phone signal #londonissues #tubeproblems

Fiona Wilson@fiona1608

Taking the Hammersmith and City line even though it's longer just because I get phone signal #londonissues #tubeproblems

11:06 PM - 11 Feb 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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14.

That awkward moment when a crazy gets on your tube carriage says his got a shotgun on him and knows how to use it #tubeproblems

Emma Akbareian@emmaakb

That awkward moment when a crazy gets on your tube carriage says his got a shotgun on him and knows how to use it #tubeproblems

6:33 PM - 22 Feb 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Trust me to get in the tube carriage with a crazy man stinking it out and offering people a cup of piss #tubeproblems

Charlotte Weatherby@CharWeatherby

Trust me to get in the tube carriage with a crazy man stinking it out and offering people a cup of piss #tubeproblems

6:18 PM - 16 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17.

Watching someone sneeze on the tube and then watching where they put there hands #tubeproblems

Lucy V@Lucy__Vixen

Watching someone sneeze on the tube and then watching where they put there hands 😷 #tubeproblems

8:21 PM - 09 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

18.

Currently nestled between two armpits #tubeproblems

CrazyStupidLove@CaraSays_

Currently nestled between two armpits #tubeproblems

6:14 PM - 02 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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seriously why the hell would u do that, fart on my face whilst I was behind u on the escalator?! #undergroundproblems #yuck #eww #stinkbomb

Nico Ragasa@NRagasa94

seriously why the hell would u do that, fart on my face whilst I was behind u on the escalator?! #undergroundproblems #yuck #eww #stinkbomb

12:38 AM - 30 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Some dude on the tube casually eating from a 2KG tub of yogurt. WHO DOES THAT #tubeproblems

Adam Merrett@Adam_Merrett

Some dude on the tube casually eating from a 2KG tub of yogurt. WHO DOES THAT #tubeproblems

10:21 AM - 03 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

This evening was a particularly good commute home! #tubeproblems #commute #london #shortshorts #putitaway

Jason Mills@me_JasonMills

This evening was a particularly good commute home! #tubeproblems #commute #london #shortshorts #putitaway

6:49 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22.

3 minutes! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! #tubeproblems

corcoran@corcoran

3 minutes! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! #tubeproblems

12:36 PM - 12 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

23.

If one more person sneezes on me, I'm gonna start swinging. #TubeProblems

Neg@NegDupree

If one more person sneezes on me, I'm gonna start swinging. #TubeProblems

10:13 AM - 30 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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24.

In other news: the Central line is a cesspit if sweat and broken dreams. Never been so glad to get off a train! #tubeproblems

Little Miss Katy@MissKatyEnglish

In other news: the Central line is a cesspit if sweat and broken dreams. Never been so glad to get off a train! #tubeproblems

7:08 PM - 22 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Too too hot on the bakerloo line, people are just lying limply on seats like shipwreck survivors #tubeproblems

Becca Johnson@BeeeJ_Johnson

Too too hot on the bakerloo line, people are just lying limply on seats like shipwreck survivors #tubeproblems

9:59 PM - 22 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

26.

You know your growing up when someone gets trapped in the doors of a tube and you don't laugh #Northernlineproblems

Shannen O'Neill@shannenohneill

You know your growing up when someone gets trapped in the doors of a tube and you don't laugh #Northernlineproblems

2:42 PM - 05 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

27.

The relief you feel going from a Central line tube to a Hammersmith & City. Sweet sweet air con. #tubeproblems

Sarah Whiteacre@sarahwhiteacre

The relief you feel going from a Central line tube to a Hammersmith & City. Sweet sweet air con. #tubeproblems

7:34 PM - 23 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Day dreaming on tubes leads to falling over. Note taken. #tubeproblems

Lucy V@Lucy__Vixen

Day dreaming on tubes leads to falling over. Note taken. #tubeproblems

6:22 PM - 24 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

30.

Bloody wharf wankers #jubileelineproblems

31.

When you feel you've been on the tube for ages and look up to realise you're not even at Acton Town yet...#PiccadillyLine #TubeProblems #TFL

Conor J Phillips@ConorJ_Phillips

When you feel you've been on the tube for ages and look up to realise you're not even at Acton Town yet...#PiccadillyLine #TubeProblems #TFL

11:36 PM - 24 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

32.

Surrounded by men on this carriage on the train and I smell like a dog's arse. #undergroundproblems.

emily@emilysevenoaks

Surrounded by men on this carriage on the train and I smell like a dog's arse. #undergroundproblems.

10:38 AM - 16 Aug 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

34.

Completely empty in my section of the carriage and you choose to not only sit next to me but talk loudly on the phone?! #tubeproblems

Natasha Karp@natasha_karp

Completely empty in my section of the carriage and you choose to not only sit next to me but talk loudly on the phone?! #tubeproblems

4:52 PM - 26 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

35.

The only thing I don't understand is how you can be okay with smelling like that, I know it's hot but come on mannnn #TubeProblems #BO

#SebastianEvans@OneSebastian13

The only thing I don't understand is how you can be okay with smelling like that, I know it's hot but come on mannnn #TubeProblems #BO

7:06 PM - 28 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

36.

It's really hard trying to figure out if a girl is preggers or has just had a big pie for lunch #tubeproblems

Lynder-Rose@LyndaTahri

It's really hard trying to figure out if a girl is preggers or has just had a big pie for lunch #tubeproblems

6:35 PM - 29 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

37.

That annoying in-between age when you don't know if giving up your seat will be an insult #jubileelineproblems

Stevie Pearce@StevyPearce

That annoying in-between age when you don't know if giving up your seat will be an insult #jubileelineproblems

11:28 AM - 19 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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