32 Times James Blunt's Comebacks Won Twitter In 2014
Talk smack about James Blunt at your own risk.
1.
Boning your mum. RT @Charlie_1232: James Blunt has a twitter, what would he even tweet about?
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Boning your mum. RT @Charlie_1232: James Blunt has a twitter, what would he even tweet about?
11:28 AM - 03 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
2.
And it's taken you a decade to figure that out. @MuzakirAhmed: @JamesBlunt your music's shit
And it's taken you a decade to figure that out. @MuzakirAhmed: @JamesBlunt your music's shit
4:14 PM - 20 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
3.
Coming upstairs now. RT @sassyfalahee: omfg james blunt is on the tv downstairs can this day get any worse!
Coming upstairs now. RT @sassyfalahee: omfg james blunt is on the tv downstairs can this day get any worse!
2:54 PM - 08 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
4.
You would if yours was this big. RT @HannahNorman96: I've never fully understood why James Blunt felt the need to strip in his music video
You would if yours was this big. RT @HannahNorman96: I've never fully understood why James Blunt felt the need to strip in his music video
6:33 PM - 09 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
5.
He's from Ipswich. RT @JoannaColes: @JamesBlunt you're dead to me now, replaced by @edsheeran - a fellow Yorkshire!
He's from Ipswich. RT @JoannaColes: @JamesBlunt you're dead to me now, replaced by @edsheeran - a fellow Yorkshire!
2:04 PM - 08 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
6.
And I’d willingly hold your hair back. RT @feebee02: @mmmhotbreakfast If a man quoted a James Blunt song for me I think I'd vomit!
And I’d willingly hold your hair back. RT @feebee02: @mmmhotbreakfast If a man quoted a James Blunt song for me I think I'd vomit!
1:46 AM - 09 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
7.
Mine is anal. RT @OliviaMae_98: James Blunt is my guilty pleasure 😍
Mine is anal. RT @OliviaMae_98: James Blunt is my guilty pleasure
10:44 PM - 08 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
8.
I know where you live. RT @Jels_x: James blunt looks like a serial murderer
I know where you live. RT @Jels_x: James blunt looks like a serial murderer
11:10 PM - 03 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
9.
Why limit yourself to 1? RT @wildheartnicks: @JBlunt just listened to your album&if I had to describe it in 1 word it would have to be shite
Why limit yourself to 1? RT @wildheartnicks: @JBlunt just listened to your album&if I had to describe it in 1 word it would have to be shite
11:07 AM - 04 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
10.
Then your dog should try harder. RT @RachelJohnsto96: @JamesBlunt my dog could do better!!!!!
Then your dog should try harder. RT @RachelJohnsto96: @JamesBlunt my dog could do better!!!!!
1:09 PM - 10 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
11.
Dad? Is that you!? @spenno44: @BBCRadio2 please please please please stop playing James blunt please ...thank you
Dad? Is that you!? @spenno44: @BBCRadio2 please please please please stop playing James blunt please ...thank you
9:37 AM - 24 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
12.
I’m on a US tour now. Tickets available online. RT @KOGAXWOLF: I wanna go see James Blunt so I can call him a faggot and throw a soda at him
I’m on a US tour now. Tickets available online. RT @KOGAXWOLF: I wanna go see James Blunt so I can call him a faggot and throw a soda at him
12:12 AM - 25 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
13.
The Scots have taste. RT @heatherhjordisX: Why is james blunt not touring in scotland??????
The Scots have taste. RT @heatherhjordisX: Why is james blunt not touring in scotland??????
4:43 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
14.
Whoever I'm noshing off that day. @royphillips9: @JamesBlunt Who do you look up to in the music world?
Whoever I'm noshing off that day. @royphillips9: @JamesBlunt Who do you look up to in the music world?
9:37 AM - 29 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
15.
If I did I would never go out. RT @mattyblackett: does james blunt have a vagina?
If I did I would never go out. RT @mattyblackett: does james blunt have a vagina?
7:50 PM - 29 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
16.
Yeah, right. Justin Bieber runs it. @jake_kaaaayyyye: James blunt's twitter isn't run by him you fuckwits
Yeah, right. Justin Bieber runs it. @jake_kaaaayyyye: James blunt's twitter isn't run by him you fuckwits
5:46 PM - 21 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
17.
Worse for me as there's nothing else in here. RT @something_robot: Waking up with James Blunt stuck in your head. Nowt worse.
Worse for me as there's nothing else in here. RT @something_robot: Waking up with James Blunt stuck in your head. Nowt worse.
8:54 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
18.
You sound hopeful. RT @TorrieVogt: @JamesBlunt word on the street is you're gay
You sound hopeful. RT @TorrieVogt: @JamesBlunt word on the street is you're gay
8:50 AM - 03 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
19.
I’m not playing. This is a serious workout. RT @chappell_lewis: James Blunt is playing in the gym. This is unacceptable.
I’m not playing. This is a serious workout. RT @chappell_lewis: James Blunt is playing in the gym. This is unacceptable.
9:42 PM - 25 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
20.
Show me your tits, Thomas. RT @ThomasDavias: Hey @JamesBlunt what do I have to do to get a follow?
Show me your tits, Thomas. RT @ThomasDavias: Hey @JamesBlunt what do I have to do to get a follow?
6:37 PM - 11 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
21.
That moment you realise you've made a spelling mistake while calling me ignorant. RT @Paulmurtha: @JamesBlunt Your an ignorant CUNT!
That moment you realise you've made a spelling mistake while calling me ignorant. RT @Paulmurtha: @JamesBlunt Your an ignorant CUNT!
7:09 PM - 25 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
22.
Mainly coz it’s by Daniel Powter. RT @lenacoleman: Pretty sure playing James Blunt's "Bad Day" on loop is not an option.
Mainly coz it’s by Daniel Powter. RT @lenacoleman: Pretty sure playing James Blunt's "Bad Day" on loop is not an option.
12:07 PM - 19 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
23.
At least it’s not on your face. RT @MiissAshley: Nothing fucks your vibe up more than James Blunt coming on your Young Money Pandora 🔫
At least it’s not on your face. RT @MiissAshley: Nothing fucks your vibe up more than James Blunt coming on your Young Money Pandora
11:11 AM - 16 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
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Yet so many people bought it, bought it. RT @yanto1973: That James Blunt song is utterly horrific, horrific.
Yet so many people bought it, bought it. RT @yanto1973: That James Blunt song is utterly horrific, horrific.
7:54 PM - 07 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
25.
I can find my own, thanks. RT @DannyMcEvoy: I find @JamesBlunt a fucking cunt…
I can find my own, thanks. RT @DannyMcEvoy: I find @JamesBlunt a fucking cunt…
11:54 PM - 14 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
26.
Do I have to? I'm more of a finish & roll over kinda guy. RT @Dayoom_Q8: @JamesBlunt sing me to sleep :$
Do I have to? I'm more of a finish & roll over kinda guy. RT @Dayoom_Q8: @JamesBlunt sing me to sleep :$
5:08 PM - 30 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
27.
And my balls on your chin. RT @thejrodman: Now I have James Blunt stuck in my head...
And my balls on your chin. RT @thejrodman: Now I have James Blunt stuck in my head...
1:37 PM - 06 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
28.
Then you need to see a doctor. @Lewisscoot: @JamesBlunt looks like my left testicle
Then you need to see a doctor. @Lewisscoot: @JamesBlunt looks like my left testicle
11:59 PM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
29.
Because I won't pay the child support? RT @Buizel0418: My mom hates James Blunt. xD
Because I won't pay the child support? RT @Buizel0418: My mom hates James Blunt. xD
11:15 AM - 10 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
30.
And finishes in your mouth. RT @trimjim90: James Blunt gets on my tits.
And finishes in your mouth. RT @trimjim90: James Blunt gets on my tits.
5:47 PM - 21 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
31.
Yes. RT @Doda127: Do you have to be a knob for @JamesBlunt to respond?
Yes. RT @Doda127: Do you have to be a knob for @JamesBlunt to respond?
4:40 PM - 11 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
32.
RT @JordanSHill: What ever happened to James Blunt?
RT @JordanSHill: What ever happened to James Blunt?
1:06 PM - 16 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
