32 Times James Blunt’s Comebacks Won Twitter In 2014

Talk smack about James Blunt at your own risk.

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And I’d willingly hold your hair back. RT @feebee02: @mmmhotbreakfast If a man quoted a James Blunt song for me I think I'd vomit!

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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Mine is anal. RT @OliviaMae_98: James Blunt is my guilty pleasure 😍

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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I know where you live. RT @Jels_x: James blunt looks like a serial murderer

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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Why limit yourself to 1? RT @wildheartnicks: @JBlunt just listened to your album&if I had to describe it in 1 word it would have to be shite

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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Then your dog should try harder. RT @RachelJohnsto96: @JamesBlunt my dog could do better!!!!!

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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Dad? Is that you!? @spenno44: @BBCRadio2 please please please please stop playing James blunt please ...thank you

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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I’m on a US tour now. Tickets available online. RT @KOGAXWOLF: I wanna go see James Blunt so I can call him a faggot and throw a soda at him

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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The Scots have taste. RT @heatherhjordisX: Why is james blunt not touring in scotland??????

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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Whoever I'm noshing off that day. @royphillips9: @JamesBlunt Who do you look up to in the music world?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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If I did I would never go out. RT @mattyblackett: does james blunt have a vagina?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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Yeah, right. Justin Bieber runs it. @jake_kaaaayyyye: James blunt's twitter isn't run by him you fuckwits

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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Worse for me as there's nothing else in here. RT @something_robot: Waking up with James Blunt stuck in your head. Nowt worse.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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You sound hopeful. RT @TorrieVogt: @JamesBlunt word on the street is you're gay

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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I’m not playing. This is a serious workout. RT @chappell_lewis: James Blunt is playing in the gym. This is unacceptable.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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Show me your tits, Thomas. RT @ThomasDavias: Hey @JamesBlunt what do I have to do to get a follow?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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That moment you realise you've made a spelling mistake while calling me ignorant. RT @Paulmurtha: @JamesBlunt Your an ignorant CUNT!

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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Mainly coz it’s by Daniel Powter. RT @lenacoleman: Pretty sure playing James Blunt's "Bad Day" on loop is not an option.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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At least it’s not on your face. RT @MiissAshley: Nothing fucks your vibe up more than James Blunt coming on your Young Money Pandora 🔫

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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Yet so many people bought it, bought it. RT @yanto1973: That James Blunt song is utterly horrific, horrific.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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I can find my own, thanks. RT @DannyMcEvoy: I find @JamesBlunt a fucking cunt…

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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Do I have to? I'm more of a finish & roll over kinda guy. RT @Dayoom_Q8: @JamesBlunt sing me to sleep :$

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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And my balls on your chin. RT @thejrodman: Now I have James Blunt stuck in my head...

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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Then you need to see a doctor. @Lewisscoot: @JamesBlunt looks like my left testicle

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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Because I won't pay the child support? RT @Buizel0418: My mom hates James Blunt. xD

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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And finishes in your mouth. RT @trimjim90: James Blunt gets on my tits.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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Yes. RT @Doda127: Do you have to be a knob for @JamesBlunt to respond?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)
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RT @JordanSHill: What ever happened to James Blunt?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt)

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