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32 Times James Blunt's Comebacks Won Twitter In 2014

Talk smack about James Blunt at your own risk.

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Boning your mum. RT @Charlie_1232: James Blunt has a twitter, what would he even tweet about?

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Boning your mum. RT @Charlie_1232: James Blunt has a twitter, what would he even tweet about?

11:28 AM - 03 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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And it's taken you a decade to figure that out. @MuzakirAhmed: @JamesBlunt your music's shit

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

And it's taken you a decade to figure that out. @MuzakirAhmed: @JamesBlunt your music's shit

4:14 PM - 20 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Coming upstairs now. RT @sassyfalahee: omfg james blunt is on the tv downstairs can this day get any worse!

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Coming upstairs now. RT @sassyfalahee: omfg james blunt is on the tv downstairs can this day get any worse!

2:54 PM - 08 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4.

You would if yours was this big. RT @HannahNorman96: I've never fully understood why James Blunt felt the need to strip in his music video

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

You would if yours was this big. RT @HannahNorman96: I've never fully understood why James Blunt felt the need to strip in his music video

6:33 PM - 09 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5.

He's from Ipswich. RT @JoannaColes: @JamesBlunt you're dead to me now, replaced by @edsheeran - a fellow Yorkshire!

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

He's from Ipswich. RT @JoannaColes: @JamesBlunt you're dead to me now, replaced by @edsheeran - a fellow Yorkshire!

2:04 PM - 08 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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And I’d willingly hold your hair back. RT @feebee02: @mmmhotbreakfast If a man quoted a James Blunt song for me I think I'd vomit!

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

And I’d willingly hold your hair back. RT @feebee02: @mmmhotbreakfast If a man quoted a James Blunt song for me I think I'd vomit!

1:46 AM - 09 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Mine is anal. RT @OliviaMae_98: James Blunt is my guilty pleasure 😍

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Mine is anal. RT @OliviaMae_98: James Blunt is my guilty pleasure

10:44 PM - 08 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8.

I know where you live. RT @Jels_x: James blunt looks like a serial murderer

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

I know where you live. RT @Jels_x: James blunt looks like a serial murderer

11:10 PM - 03 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9.

Why limit yourself to 1? RT @wildheartnicks: @JBlunt just listened to your album&if I had to describe it in 1 word it would have to be shite

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Why limit yourself to 1? RT @wildheartnicks: @JBlunt just listened to your album&if I had to describe it in 1 word it would have to be shite

11:07 AM - 04 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10.

Then your dog should try harder. RT @RachelJohnsto96: @JamesBlunt my dog could do better!!!!!

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Then your dog should try harder. RT @RachelJohnsto96: @JamesBlunt my dog could do better!!!!!

1:09 PM - 10 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Dad? Is that you!? @spenno44: @BBCRadio2 please please please please stop playing James blunt please ...thank you

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Dad? Is that you!? @spenno44: @BBCRadio2 please please please please stop playing James blunt please ...thank you

9:37 AM - 24 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12.

I’m on a US tour now. Tickets available online. RT @KOGAXWOLF: I wanna go see James Blunt so I can call him a faggot and throw a soda at him

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

I’m on a US tour now. Tickets available online. RT @KOGAXWOLF: I wanna go see James Blunt so I can call him a faggot and throw a soda at him

12:12 AM - 25 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13.

The Scots have taste. RT @heatherhjordisX: Why is james blunt not touring in scotland??????

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

The Scots have taste. RT @heatherhjordisX: Why is james blunt not touring in scotland??????

4:43 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Whoever I'm noshing off that day. @royphillips9: @JamesBlunt Who do you look up to in the music world?

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Whoever I'm noshing off that day. @royphillips9: @JamesBlunt Who do you look up to in the music world?

9:37 AM - 29 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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If I did I would never go out. RT @mattyblackett: does james blunt have a vagina?

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

If I did I would never go out. RT @mattyblackett: does james blunt have a vagina?

7:50 PM - 29 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16.

Yeah, right. Justin Bieber runs it. @jake_kaaaayyyye: James blunt's twitter isn't run by him you fuckwits

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Yeah, right. Justin Bieber runs it. @jake_kaaaayyyye: James blunt's twitter isn't run by him you fuckwits

5:46 PM - 21 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Worse for me as there's nothing else in here. RT @something_robot: Waking up with James Blunt stuck in your head. Nowt worse.

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Worse for me as there's nothing else in here. RT @something_robot: Waking up with James Blunt stuck in your head. Nowt worse.

8:54 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18.

You sound hopeful. RT @TorrieVogt: @JamesBlunt word on the street is you're gay

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

You sound hopeful. RT @TorrieVogt: @JamesBlunt word on the street is you're gay

8:50 AM - 03 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I’m not playing. This is a serious workout. RT @chappell_lewis: James Blunt is playing in the gym. This is unacceptable.

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

I’m not playing. This is a serious workout. RT @chappell_lewis: James Blunt is playing in the gym. This is unacceptable.

9:42 PM - 25 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20.

Show me your tits, Thomas. RT @ThomasDavias: Hey @JamesBlunt what do I have to do to get a follow?

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Show me your tits, Thomas. RT @ThomasDavias: Hey @JamesBlunt what do I have to do to get a follow?

6:37 PM - 11 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

That moment you realise you've made a spelling mistake while calling me ignorant. RT @Paulmurtha: @JamesBlunt Your an ignorant CUNT!

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

That moment you realise you've made a spelling mistake while calling me ignorant. RT @Paulmurtha: @JamesBlunt Your an ignorant CUNT!

7:09 PM - 25 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22.

Mainly coz it’s by Daniel Powter. RT @lenacoleman: Pretty sure playing James Blunt's "Bad Day" on loop is not an option.

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Mainly coz it’s by Daniel Powter. RT @lenacoleman: Pretty sure playing James Blunt's "Bad Day" on loop is not an option.

12:07 PM - 19 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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At least it’s not on your face. RT @MiissAshley: Nothing fucks your vibe up more than James Blunt coming on your Young Money Pandora 🔫

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

At least it’s not on your face. RT @MiissAshley: Nothing fucks your vibe up more than James Blunt coming on your Young Money Pandora

11:11 AM - 16 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Yet so many people bought it, bought it. RT @yanto1973: That James Blunt song is utterly horrific, horrific.

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Yet so many people bought it, bought it. RT @yanto1973: That James Blunt song is utterly horrific, horrific.

7:54 PM - 07 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

25.

I can find my own, thanks. RT @DannyMcEvoy: I find @JamesBlunt a fucking cunt…

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

I can find my own, thanks. RT @DannyMcEvoy: I find @JamesBlunt a fucking cunt…

11:54 PM - 14 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Do I have to? I'm more of a finish & roll over kinda guy. RT @Dayoom_Q8: @JamesBlunt sing me to sleep :$

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Do I have to? I'm more of a finish & roll over kinda guy. RT @Dayoom_Q8: @JamesBlunt sing me to sleep :$

5:08 PM - 30 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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And my balls on your chin. RT @thejrodman: Now I have James Blunt stuck in my head...

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

And my balls on your chin. RT @thejrodman: Now I have James Blunt stuck in my head...

1:37 PM - 06 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

28.

Then you need to see a doctor. @Lewisscoot: @JamesBlunt looks like my left testicle

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Then you need to see a doctor. @Lewisscoot: @JamesBlunt looks like my left testicle

11:59 PM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

29.

Because I won't pay the child support? RT @Buizel0418: My mom hates James Blunt. xD

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Because I won't pay the child support? RT @Buizel0418: My mom hates James Blunt. xD

11:15 AM - 10 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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And finishes in your mouth. RT @trimjim90: James Blunt gets on my tits.

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

And finishes in your mouth. RT @trimjim90: James Blunt gets on my tits.

5:47 PM - 21 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

31.

Yes. RT @Doda127: Do you have to be a knob for @JamesBlunt to respond?

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

Yes. RT @Doda127: Do you have to be a knob for @JamesBlunt to respond?

4:40 PM - 11 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

32.

RT @JordanSHill: What ever happened to James Blunt?

James Blunt@JamesBluntFollow

RT @JordanSHill: What ever happened to James Blunt?

1:06 PM - 16 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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