BACKGROUND: For those who weren't there, "Wonky Donkey" was a game which featured on Ant and Dec's timeless SMTV Live.
RULES: The rules are simple. As Dec used to put it so simply, "IT'S GOT TO RHYME!". If you see a donkey with three legs, it is a wonky donkey. If there's a crocodile playing the bagpipes, it is a jock croc. Easy. Just say what you see. But it really does have to rhyme. Otherwise you'll make Dec do this face...