-
1. What message did Lee put in the newspaper to propose to Dawn?
"Dawn marry Lee?""Lee love Dawn. Marriage?""Lee and Dawn, wedding?""Lee love Dawn. Marriage?"
-
2. Which of these is NOT a team name at the pub quiz?
Universally ChallengedQuizteam AguileraThe TitsThe Dead ParrotsQuizteam Aguilera
-
3. When Gareth is asked to investigate rude images that have been circulating, what door sign does Tim claim is his favourite?
Gareth Keenan InvestigatesQuiet please! Invetigation in progress.Silence. Interrogation.Gareth Keenan Investigates
-
4. At the end of Season 1, David tells Gareth to choose something from his office as a memento. What does he take?
StaplerShredderHole punchHole punch
-
5. How much does David get paid to give a 15 minute talk?
£200£250£300£500£300
-
6. What is the Oggmonster's real name?
KennethIanNathanNathan
-
7. Which of the three Slough nightclubs that Tim mentions does he say has shut down?
Henry VIII'sChasersNew York, New YorkHenry VIII's
-
8. Which of the following people does David NOT say he would like to have lunch with?
Martin Luther KingJFKDalai LamaRory BremnerJFK
-
9. And what does he say is his biggest disappointment?
TitanicMadame TussaudsAlton TowersAlton Towers
-
10. Roughly, how much did David say he spent to release his single, "If You Don't Know Me By Now"?
£22,000£32,000£42,000£42,000
-
11. Which publication is Olivia Colman's character from?
Inside PaperPaper MonthlyPaper ClipsInside Paper
-
12. What did Keith put under "strengths" on his self-assessment?
N/ASpellingAccountsComedyAccounts
-
13. What does it say, in Tippex, on Gareth's stapler?
"GARETH""KEEP OF""MINE""GARET""GARET"
-
14. Complete the line: "'Cause fanny means arse over there. Not your..."
VaginaClungeMingeVagMinge
-
15. Just in case these have been too easy – how much money did Wernham Hogg raise for Comic Relief?
£40£120£360£120
-
16. What is the name of David's date?
BrendaJulieCarolCarol
-
17. What message does Tim write inside Dawn's secret Santa present?
"I love you""Follow your dreams""Good luck""Never give up""Never give up"
-
18. And finally, what song is playing when Dawn walks back in the room into the Christmas party the final episode?
"Only You" – Yazoo"Merry Christmas Everybody" – Slade"The Only Way Is Up" – Yazz"Back For Good" – Take That"Only You" - Yazoo