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How Stereotypically English Are You?

Do you know your Earl Grey from your Lord Mountbatten?

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  1. Have you ever...

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    Eaten fish and chips by the seaside?
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    Taken teabags with you on holiday?
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    Watched a rugby match?
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    Watched a cricket match?
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    Got drunk and fallen asleep whilst watching a cricket match?
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    Got sunburnt on the very first day the sun comes out?
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    Been to a Wetherspoon's?
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    Met one of the royal family?
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    Met the queen?
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    Been asked by an American tourist whether you've met the queen?
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    Owned an England football shirt?
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    Owned an England rugby shirt?
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    Been to a village fete?
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    Used the word "jolly"?
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    Argued about the correct pronunciation of the word "scone"?
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    Argued about the correct pronunciation of the word "bath"?
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    Been to a pub called The Red Lion whilst on holiday in Europe?
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    Silently judged anyone who puts sugar in their tea?
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    Complained about David Cameron?
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    Complained about Ed Miliband?
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    Wondered who Nick Clegg was?
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    Cried as a result of a failed penalty shootout?
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    Spent an entire Bank Holiday Monday in the pub?
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    Entered into a giant vegetable competition?
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    Complained about London?
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    Quoted Shakespeare?
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    Quote Churchill?
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    Eaten a crumpet?
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    Been to a castle?
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    Been able to trace your family back to the aristocracy?
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    Moaned about the queen?
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    Defended the queen?
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    Apologized when something isn't your fault?
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    Got sunburnt and used an umbrella on the same day?
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    Played a bad guy in an Hollywood action movie?
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    Judged someone for drinking lager whilst you drink a pint of ale?
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    Said "thank you" when it really wasn't necessary?
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    Eaten a full English breakfast?
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    Eaten a Sunday roast?
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    Put gravy on your chips?
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    Bought Cadbury's chocolate whilst on holiday to see if it tastes the same?
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    Had an opinion on whether a Jaffa Cake is a biscuit or a cake?
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    Divided seasons by whether it was time to drink Pimm's or not?
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    Shouted "Come on, Tim!" in earnest?
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    Shouted "Come on, Tim!" in jest?
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    Moaned about people shouting "Come on, Tim!" in jest?
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    Tutted at someone?
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    Judged someone for putting cream on their scone before the jam?
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    Fallen out of love with someone because they made tea incorrectly?
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    Been able to ask for "the usual" in a pub?
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    Moaned about the Daily Mail?
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    Read the Daily Mail's Sidebar of Shame?
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    Made a passive-aggressive comment at someone who's pushed in in front of you in a queue?
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    Worn a knotted hankie as a hat on the beach?
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    Had a tankard with your name on it in your local pub?
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    Morris danced (or similar)?
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    Called a fiver "five of your English pounds"?
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    Asked for chips in an Indian restaurant?
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    Thrown a piece of white plastic patio furniture at the window of a bar in a Mediterranean town?
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    Claimed that you love Marmite?
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    Claimed that you hate Marmite?
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    Thought about who your favourite member of Ant and Dec was?
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    Thought about who your favourite Chuckle Brother was?
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    Sung "Jerusalem" whilst drunk?
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    Gone to a non-English-speaking country and communicated by using the shouting and pointing technique?
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    Danced around in the mud at a music festival?
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    Had a barbecue in the rain?
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    Listened to Test Match Special?
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    Listened to The Archers?
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    Felt a little sick whenever your see "colour" spelt "color"?
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