How British Are You?

1. You're about to go on holiday, it's 7am, and you're sat in the departure lounge. What do you drink?

A cup of Earl Grey

A cup of Builder's Breakfast

A coffee

A pint (you're on holiday, after all)

A glass of OJ

2. The hairdresser holds up their mirror, you hate your new haircut. What do you do?

Politely ask them if they could maybe make it more like what you had in mind

Call in sick at work for a few days to ensure minimum embarrassment

Tell them it's "great", then go and get it fixed at a place round the corner

Tell them exactly what you think, and refuse to pay

Smile and nod, before tipping them

3. You're introduced to a new colleague but don't quite catch their name. How do you react?

Ask them to repeat their name

Avoid using their name at all costs by calling them "mate" and "hey you"

Guess their name

Ignore them forever

Make up false stories about them so that they lose their job

4. When did you last have a cup of tea?

You don't drink tea

In the last month

In the last week

Earlier today

You're drinking one right now

5. You wave at a friend in the street but then realise it wasn't them. Do you...

Laugh it off, it's happened to everyone

Chase them down to explain what happened

Cry

Replay the moment over and over again in your mind until something even more embarrassing happens

Have a drink

6. You and your partner are both adamant that each other eats the last Hob Nob. How do you resolve the situation.

Split it into two

Do what they say and eat it

Open another packet so you can both have one

Argue about it and break up

What's a Hob Nob?

7. Someone knocks into you at the bar and spills their beer on you. You...

Get angry

Offer to buy them a replacement

Say sorry (it was probably your fault anyway)

Pretend that nothing happened

Try to make a joke out of it and become their friend

8. Your flat is freezing cold, but it's too early in the year to put your heating on. What do you do?

Put on a record-equalling sixth jumper

Put the heating on, who cares if it's August

Sit there stubbornly whilst moaning about how cold it is

Make a cup of tea

Go to the pub

9. Are England going to win the World Cup?

Yes

With a bit of a luck and a fair wind they COULD make the final, then it's anyone's

They'll lose the quarter finals on penalties

Probably not, but let's give the boys our full support

They've got about as much chance of winning in Brazil as Scotland do

10. You're sat in the window seat of a plane and need the loo, but the person in the aisle seat is asleep. What do you do?

Gently wake them up to ask if they can let you out

Risk lasting internal damage by refusing to say anything

Cough louder and louder until they wake up

Try to squeeze past them without waking them up, but they do, just as it looks like you're trying to sit on their lap

Loo?!

11. You've started to bump into a new colleague on the train to work every morning. So you...

Change your commute

Arrive at work half an hour early so as to avoid forced nicities

Talk to them, it's nice to be nice