Meeting new peopleMeeting people you already knowOrdering food in a restaurantEating food in front of peopleAnswering the phoneMaking a callBeing asked directionsAsking for directionsShaking handsHuggingKissingNot knowing whether to shake hands, hug or kissAsking someone outGoing on a dateMaking a moveBeing naked in front of someoneSexTalking in front of peoplePeople looking at youLooking at pictures of yourselfHearing recordings of your voiceWatching yourself on videoHaving people sing "Happy Birthday" to youWatching rude scenes with your parentsEye contactKissing in publicSaying "I love you" in publicSaying "I love you" in privateGoing to the gymRunning in publicHigh fivingBeing invited to partiesGetting your hair cutTilting your head when getting your hair cut and not knowing when to stop tilting your headMaking eye contact with people in the mirror when getting your hair cutGoing clothes shoppingFlirtingHaving your photo takenComplaining in a restuarantSingingDancingBeing earlyBeing lateAnswering the phone on the busNot knowing whether people on the tube are pregnant or overweightHaving to pee during a flightHaving to pee in a house you've never been to beforeHaving to pee when you're at the cinemaOne on one meetings with your bossAsking for the billBeing asked to take a picture and just being scared you'll mess it upGreeting relativesUnderwear shoppingSwimming pool changing roomsHaving to try on shoes in front of the shop assistant and just politely saying the shoes are great even though they really hurtTrying to get the bartender's attentionPaying for stuff when there's a massive queue behind youBeing talked to from the stage by a stand-up comedianSomeone being a dick to youSomeone being nice to youEating alone in a restaurantBeing in a lift with strangersBeing anywhere with strangersLeaving a shop without buying anythingGoing for a poo, then someone going into the toilet right after youGoing for a poo when there's someone else in the toiletGoing for a poo pretty much everThe word "poo"Likewise "penis"And "vagina"Your parents talking to your friendsTaking a quiz like this and realising just how awkward you are
How Awkward Are You?
Check out Smoothy McSmootherson over here! You're not awkward at all. How do you do it?! What is it like the go through life without hating yourself? Everyone you know wishes they could be a little more like you. Hell, so do we! Will you be our friend? Pleeeeease? No? Oh. Well, this is awkward...
You're a bit awkward, but it could be a lot worse. You're essentially the Goldilocks of social anxiety. Just when you think you're gliding through life like some sort of Beyoncé/Ryan Gosling hybrid, along comes your inner Jennifer Lawrence to put you in your place. Oh well, it keeps you on your toes!
I mean, you probably knew this was coming, but you're very, VERY awkward. Don't fear, all the best people are. Imagine how boring life must be for those poor people who don't make a fool of themselves fifteen times a day. Without people like you the world would be a much less entertaining place. Keep up the good work!