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17 Horrifying Middle Class Injuries

Oh, the humanity!

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Earlier this week Twitter user Greg Jenner told the world about a severe injury he'd sustained.

Today I sneezed and pulled a muscle in my neck. This is why my rock'n'roll dreams were doomed from the outset

Greg Jenner@greg_jenner

Today I sneezed and pulled a muscle in my neck. This is why my rock'n'roll dreams were doomed from the outset

09:12 PM - 11 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

The world then responded in kind.

@greg_jenner once I pulled a muscle in my thumb by overenthusiastically dunking a carrot stick in a pot of humous.

Polly Adams@pollyjradams

@greg_jenner once I pulled a muscle in my thumb by overenthusiastically dunking a carrot stick in a pot of humous.

09:12 PM - 11 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

And before you knew it he had started a thing.

I seem to have started a thing #middleClassInjuries

Greg Jenner@greg_jenner

I seem to have started a thing #middleClassInjuries

09:16 PM - 11 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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