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    Posted on Aug 8, 2013

    8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

    There aren't any right or wrong answers here. But if you make the wrong choices you will be locked un the Tower of London for the foreseeable future. ENJOY!

    1. The Tudor Women: Lady Jane Grey, Mary I or Elizabeth I?

    1. Shag?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Shag Lady Jane Grey. Jane was apparently one of the most learned young women of her day, so she could teach you a thing or two.

    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry Elizabeth. OK, so you wouldn't get much action from 'The Virgin Queen', but as one of the few women of her time not to have her head cut off she must have been doing something right.

    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill Mary. Karma's a bitch, eh Mary?

    2. The Tudor Men: Henry VII, Henry VIII, or Edward VI?

    1. Shag?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Shag Henry VIII. You've got to have some stamina to keep six wives happy!

    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry Henry VII. He won the War of the Roses, now he's going to win your heart.

    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill Edward. He only ruled for six years, and was quite a rubbish king anyway.

    3. Henry VIII's Wives: Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, or Jane Seymour?

    1. Shag?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Shag Anne Boleyn. Henry VIII created a whole new church just so he could get with Anne, and we can't blame him!

    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry Jane Seymour. She was Henry's favourite wife, so that's good enough for us.

    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      That just leaves Catherine. That's what she gets for looking like Matt Lucas.

    4. The Georges: I, II, or III?

    1. Shag?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Shag George III. He looks like a bloody Disney prince! Not that he had much competition...

    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry George II. "First the worst, second the best" and all that jazz.

    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Sorry, but that wig is doing you no favours, Georgie boy.

    5. Mary II, Anne, or Victoria?

    1. Shag?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Shag Mary II. It's those 'sit on my throne' eyes. They clearly worked on her husband, who was also her first cousin.

    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry Victoria. Yes, she was a bit grumpy, but you could be the one to put a smile on her face.

    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill Anne. Sorry, Anne.

    6. The Queen's Kids: Prince Charles, Prince Andrew, or Prince Edward?

    1. Shag?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Shag Andrew. You don't get labelled the Playboy Prince for nothing.

    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      It's got to be Charlie. YOU'LL BE QUEEN.

    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Kill Edward. Snazzy hat, but you've gotta go.

    7. The 21st Century Girls: Kate Middleton, Zara Phillips, or Pippa Middleton?

    1. Shag?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Shag Zara. If you're lucky she might wear her Olympic medal...

    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry Kate. If there's a reason not to then we haven't found it.

    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Soz, Pip. But your book was unforgivable (PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A FUN QUIZ, WE DON'T ACTUALLY WANT ANYONE TO KILL PIPPA)

    8. The 21st Century Boys: Prince William, Prince Harry, or Mike Tindall?

    1. Shag?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Shag Harry. He fights terrorists and plays strip poker. Of course you shag Harry.

    1. Marry?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Marry Wills. But do it quick, his hair doesn't have long left.

    1. Kill?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Great rugby player, but I'm afraid it's the sin bin for you, Mr T.

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