8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

There aren't any right or wrong answers here. But if you make the wrong choices you will be locked un the Tower of London for the foreseeable future. ENJOY!

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  1. Shag?

    Jane
    Jane
    Mary
    Mary
    Elizabeth
    Elizabeth
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Shag Lady Jane Grey. Jane was apparently one of the most learned young women of her day, so she could teach you a thing or two.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Jane
    Jane
    Mary
    Mary
    Elizabeth
    Elizabeth
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Elizabeth. OK, so you wouldn't get much action from 'The Virgin Queen', but as one of the few women of her time not to have her head cut off she must have been doing something right.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Jane
    Jane
    Mary
    Mary
    Elizabeth
    Elizabeth
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Mary. Karma's a bitch, eh Mary?

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Shag?

    Henry VII
    Henry VII
    Henry VIII
    Henry VIII
    Edward VI
    Edward VI
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Shag Henry VIII. You've got to have some stamina to keep six wives happy!

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Henry VII
    Henry VII
    Henry VIII
    Henry VIII
    Edward VI
    Edward VI
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Henry VII. He won the War of the Roses, now he's going to win your heart.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Henry VII
    Henry VII
    Henry VIII
    Henry VIII
    Edward VI
    Edward VI
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Edward. He only ruled for six years, and was quite a rubbish king anyway.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Shag?

    Catherine of Aragon
    Catherine of Aragon
    Anne Boleyn
    Anne Boleyn
    Jane Seymour
    Jane Seymour
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Shag Anne Boleyn. Henry VIII created a whole new church just so he could get with Anne, and we can't blame him!

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Catherine of Aragon
    Catherine of Aragon
    Anne Boleyn
    Anne Boleyn
    Jane Seymour
    Jane Seymour
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Jane Seymour. She was Henry's favourite wife, so that's good enough for us.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Catherine of Aragon
    Catherine of Aragon
    Anne Boleyn
    Anne Boleyn
    Jane Seymour
    Jane Seymour
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That just leaves Catherine. That's what she gets for looking like Matt Lucas.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Shag?

    George I
    George I
    George II
    George II
    George III
    George III
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Shag George III. He looks like a bloody Disney prince! Not that he had much competition...

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    George I
    George I
    George II
    George II
    George III
    George III
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry George II. "First the worst, second the best" and all that jazz.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    George I
    George I
    George II
    George II
    George III
    George III
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Sorry, but that wig is doing you no favours, Georgie boy.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Shag?

    Mary II
    Mary II
    Anne
    Anne
    Victoria
    Victoria
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Shag Mary II. It's those 'sit on my throne' eyes. They clearly worked on her husband, who was also her first cousin.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Mary II
    Mary II
    Anne
    Anne
    Victoria
    Victoria
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Victoria. Yes, she was a bit grumpy, but you could be the one to put a smile on her face.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Mary II
    Mary II
    Anne
    Anne
    Victoria
    Victoria
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Anne. Sorry, Anne.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Shag?

    Charles
    Charles
    Andrew
    Andrew
    Edward
    Edward
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Shag Andrew. You don't get labelled the Playboy Prince for nothing.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Charles
    Charles
    Andrew
    Andrew
    Edward
    Edward
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's got to be Charlie. YOU'LL BE QUEEN.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Charles
    Charles
    Andrew
    Andrew
    Edward
    Edward
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Kill Edward. Snazzy hat, but you've gotta go.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Shag?

    Kate
    Kate
    Zara
    Zara
    Pippa
    Pippa
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Shag Zara. If you're lucky she might wear her Olympic medal...

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    Kate
    Kate
    Zara
    Zara
    Pippa
    Pippa
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Kate. If there's a reason not to then we haven't found it.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    Kate
    Kate
    Zara
    Zara
    Pippa
    Pippa
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Soz, Pip. But your book was unforgivable (PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A FUN QUIZ, WE DON'T ACTUALLY WANT ANYONE TO KILL PIPPA)

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Shag?

    William
    William
    Harry
    Harry
    Mike
    Mike
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Shag Harry. He fights terrorists and plays strip poker. Of course you shag Harry.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Marry?

    William
    William
    Harry
    Harry
    Mike
    Mike
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Marry Wills. But do it quick, his hair doesn't have long left.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"

  1. Kill?

    William
    William
    Harry
    Harry
    Mike
    Mike
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Great rugby player, but I'm afraid it's the sin bin for you, Mr T.

8 Highly Treasonous Rounds Of Royal "Shag, Marry, Kill"