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21 Genuinely Funny Tweets That British People Need, Because 2017

Funny Twitter is all we've got.

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£198m for Neymar To put that into context, that's a week's stay for a family of five at Center Parcs with 3 kids who want to do everything

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And through it all She offers me protection A...

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Liam Gallagher thought asap rocky's name was whatsapp ricky hahahahahahaha

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My mum just put her hands over the dogs face when an rspca advert came on and said 'you don't need to be seeing your friends in that state'

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My jet lagged greedy ass thought this was Greggs for a split second xjadex

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Mike Oldfield's difficult second album

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The Telegraph have officially run out of things to attack millennials for

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Trump is running the White House like it's the Sugababes.

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When you're 5 drinks ahead of your mates on a night out.

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Every time I drive in the rain, I check other drivers wipers just to see if I'm being too dramatic with mine 😂

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we had spelt out the word 'cunt' with our hands and the photographer edited it... #loveisland

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I can't be the only one that ABSOLUTELY HATES being asked for their email address in a shop. Just gimmie a receipt Caroline.

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My door sounds like it's headlining at creamfields

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Personally don't think "Horrid Henry" was particularly horrid. Bullying his Tory brother and Tory parents was extremely good actually

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Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,

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clare balding. just watched someone be gunned down on a pier.

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