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32 Funny Tweets 100% Guaranteed To Make British People Laugh

"Are you even British if you don't say 'let me come in your suitcase' when anyone you know is off on holiday?"

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When you follow someone through multiple doors

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She can move in any direction you know...

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Picked up my mum steaming and she said "can we get chips" to which I replied "no we have some in the freezer",been waiting years to say that

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Courtney's wee brothers missing and her grans posted that oan Facebook , look at the state ae that reply 😂😭😭

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Are you even British if you don't say "let me come in your suitcase" when anyone you know is off on holiday

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rt if you wish u had just £961 in ur bank account

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Hate the noises the tennis players make at Wimbledon, absolute racquet

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Summer for me is about time with family .

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Someone just sent this to me on the tube

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I'm begging of you please don't take my man

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Examiners fuck me off with how slow they collect papers, you've been stood there for 3 hours doing fuck all pal come on time to shine

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when you can't be bothered leaving your room to get some food

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My sister had an argument with her friend in a taxi last night and the taxi drivers just rang her to find out if they've made up wtf 😂

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Still don't know how I got away with a huge hip flask as my prom clutch

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Elliott's got a lasses number last night, rang it, and when it picked up it said "thank you for donating £5 to dogs trust"

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I'm enjoying the irony of this looking like a gay wedding ceremony that neither set of parents entirely approve of.… https://t.co/R2XC9Ymg43

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Fucking weird that if you wanna get to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping

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Uh, yeah... that's kinda how shorts work

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hate when people say "you're never off your phone" well I'm not paying £50 a month to just look at it laying on a table you fucking idiot

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I replaced the characters in Guess Who? with 24 Norfolk County Council Conservative councillors

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Presumably good at helping people stay alive.

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Can we admire this blonde woman's attempt to split a minor moshpit up😭😭😭

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Lying on the beach in maga and a phone went off, boy behind me stood up and at the top of his voice went "guys I got a text' made my day

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My mum is deffo gonna disown me

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honestly last night someone asked me if crabs think we walk sideways n a havent stopped thinkin about it since

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CHANGING YOUR DUVET COVER -remember to use your energy sparingly. It's a marathon, not a sprint -make sure you stay hydrated -don't panic

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Think we've just found our Aladdin😍