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26 Funny Election Night Tweets Because We Don't Know What's Happening

"Would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids..."

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To lose one Prime Minister to a reckless gamble on a completely unnecessary vote may be regarded as misfortune; to lose two...

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Just a word of warning on exit polls. This was the RSVP list to my last birthday. ATTENDING: 106 MAYBE: 52 ACTUALLY TURNED UP: Dean.

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Twitter rn is like one big slumber party where everyone's afraid to fall asleep in case they wake up with a dick drawn on their face.

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'Would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids...' #GE2017

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David Cameron: I've just owned myself so hard with that referendum, biggest self own of a generation Theresa May: HOLD MY GIN

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turned on the BBC and i forgot how absoloutely mental the election graphics packages are. this man is in PS2 Parlia… https://t.co/p3DlHsiNXM

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Running through fields of wheat is now officially the second worst thing Theresa May ever did

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If you zoom in on Nick Clegg you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks.

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The most disappointing thing about the UK election is there wasn't even a hint of Russian interference. It's like we don't matter at all.

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A quick look at the electoral map right now #GE2017

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"I think we can...yes, I believe we can cross now to Yer Da" #Election2017

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Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way George Osborne looks at exit polls.

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how awkward must May feel Elmo wore the same outfit as her

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He's preparing exit polls He's checking them twice Not really interested in safe seats like Haltemprice John Curtic… https://t.co/8895Zk0rid

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“What’s the naughtiest thing I’ve ever done? Oh, probably when I called a vanity election and took the British publ… https://t.co/mlBTlvng98

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In case our oversees friends are curious about what's happening in British politics:

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I better stop making jokes about May in case she ends up as my editor by September.

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After so many times waking them up to awful news, finally able to say to the kids "It's an extremely complicated and uncertain result!"

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You vs the guy everyone told you NOT TO FUCKING WORRY ABOUT

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This is surely the biggest miscalculation in British politics since the previous biggest miscalculation in British politics 11 months ago.

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249! A new Buckethead record! Something to celebrate, eh? #GeneralElection17

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Never piss off wheat farmers in key marginals

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