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26 Genuinely Funny British Tweets For When Everything Seems A Bit Shit

Funny tweets and Bake Off. It's all we've got left.

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When your mum sends you to the chippy to get some chips and doesn't ask for her change back

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When you order a muffin but are accidentally given an a-level art project about the fall of man instead

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So very, very tempted to go in and ask...

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A rare outbreak of honesty on Twitter ...

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I accidentally sat on a packet of cheddars today and heard my 4 year old niece say "oh no, my cheds" faintly from across the room

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The BBC's new regional channel, broadcasting literally anything

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Got bigger bags under my eyes than a year 7 with cooking and PE in the same day.

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what's up with this dramatic movie poster font choice. how many did he kill on his first day

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English people will dead put anything in a sandwich. Fish fingers, chips, crisps, sausages. You name it, it's going in the fucking bread

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Thank goodness for the BBC. I don't pay my TV licence to see filth like "mother" on the telly.

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If you iron Gordon Ramsay you end up with Keir Starmer.

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Lady on #nakedattraction just rejected contestant because he 'didnt look confident'. He literally had his cock out on national television.

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They saw an opportunity and they ran with it

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"Media studies is pointless, just watching TV innit?" *Entire generation gets tricked by not being able to judge real from fake news*

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The leaked line-up for Reading and Leeds next year is unreal. 🔥🙏😩

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This hangover is not ok. Just cried cuz my chicken nugget was shaped like Italy and my ex is part Italian.

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When you're friends with kids from the year above

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I'm sorry, the old ed can't come to the phone right now...why? oh, 'cause he's dead

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