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    Updated on Oct 21, 2019. Posted on Jun 15, 2017

    58 Of The Funniest British Tweets Of 2017...So Far

    Only half way through the year and already we've outdone ourselves. Splendid work, everyone.

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    Who the fuck designed this? Aquafresh?!

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    12.99 tae look like a bit a ravioli

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    stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with a

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    when your nan brings the biscuit barrel out..

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    Feel like pure shit just want her back

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    when you walk back into the sesh after throwing up

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    festival lineup posters are like eye tests for indie kids; the smaller the writing you can understand, the indier you are

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    probably my fav story of 2017 @caitalexanderx

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    To lose one Prime Minister to a reckless gamble on a completely unnecessary vote may be regarded as misfortune; to lose two...

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    'Would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids...' #GE2017

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    The most disappointing thing about the UK election is there wasn't even a hint of Russian interference. It's like we don't matter at all.

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    Can some just check the Times crossword setter is okay? And not eg being menaced by a large cat

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    My mate was on a flight with Harry Redknapp last night

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    Never piss off wheat farmers in key marginals

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    Thinking Oasis are reuniting and Coldplay end up singing this is like when ya mam says it's pizza for tea n pulls one outta freezer

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    There's a girl in our hostel room called manon and every time someone says her name I shite myself and do a Cruyff turn

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    when ur underage in wetherspoons & see the bouncer coming

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    Rare photo of David Cameron and Nick Clegg from 2010 coalition

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    i nearly tripped over a dog on the train and said 'sorry chicken' and someone genuinely . under their breath . said . that's a dog .

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    autoglass: autoglass repair me: autoglass replace

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    When you're struggling to reach the word count whilst writing an essay

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    Liam Gallagher once called Chris Martin a "geography teacher who makes music for bedwetters." @ArianaGrande to sort Brexit negotiations next

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    It's the remix to ignition Hot and fresh out the kitchen 4,000 homes for rough sleepers And you won't have to pay f… https://t.co/6gNfp8Lphx

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    Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you

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    Ed Sheehan writing a song: I met her *throws dice* in a caravan park, she was *spins wheel* an unhappy bartender, I don't have a degree

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    AND ON EASTER SUNDAY JESUS DID RISE DECREEING THAT THE BIG TESCO MUST CLOSE IN HIS HONOUR BUT THE EXPRESS STORE CAN STAY OPEN FOR ESSENTIALS

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    WIFE: This is for a tweet isn't it...

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    "Never have I ever ran through a field of wheat"

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    "I got us into this mess, I'm going to get us out of it", says Theresa May.

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    And the award for best name for a knock-off costume goes to...

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    Why the fuck has my 15 year old cousin just put this on his sc story 😭😭😭😂

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    Ma sisters just told me her pal canny get Indians delivered cause she lives on Curry Street n they think it's a prank call

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    he’s like this every time we turn the vaccuum cleaner on

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    Fucking hate getting catfished by a parking space u think it's empty and then there's a fucking KA in there

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    Fred flintstone been driving about killie

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    she’s got to go to Middlesbrough and get something, and… and… I’ll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat th… https://t.co/GO74jA17gI

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    Dear Theresa, it's not the number of MPs that counts it's how you use them. You have to do more with less that's all 😂👏👍

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    Want to feel old? This is what Ross and Rachel from Friends look like now

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    This entire shelf of own-brand cereals sounds like an old English army Major, trying to find a euphemism for gay me… https://t.co/eRVPVpxYVD

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    I've got a Blur alarm clock, so I always wake up listening to Park Life, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen.

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    Never sell a golf club on Facebook to someone from East Kilbride!

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    its mad to think that if you buy a triple sandwich at Tesco, someone else is eating the other half of the same sandwich

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    I like this picture of the queen's corgis because it looks like this is only the beginning and there's in fact a pl… https://t.co/KczBVOuwY8

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    wow I must have missed the announcement when minimum wage was raised to £93 million an hour thanks Theresa May knew… https://t.co/TZtdEL1V2z

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    If Vince doesn't run with the Leadership campaign slogan 'Strong and Cable' then, quite frankly, he doesn't deserve to be Lib Dem leader

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    Can't leave the EU if you can't form a government

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