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36 Football Tweets Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Every Time

Beautiful tweets about the beautiful game.

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When the ref asks to see ur studs before kick off

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KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO TOURE

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Who wore it best? LIKE for M.I.A RT for Andy Goram

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After you stay the night with Arsene Wenger

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Heroic Aleksandar Mitrovic rescues helium filled Rafa Benitez from floating across Tyneside.

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When your centre back tries to be fancy in the box

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Very happy to announce that i've renewed my contract with asda and will continue working weekends for the near future

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Big fan of Arcade Fire's tour dates reading like the diminishing career of a Football Manager wonderkid.

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tfw you're waiting for fulltime so you can dehydrate fruit at Chandler's apartment

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Congratulations West Ham the only club named after two things that ISIS hate.

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When you're in the chippy deciding what to have.

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This is the last frame of the X Factor pre-song video for a group called something like 'Story Told' who go out in… https://t.co/aRp9L6SF7F

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Why have the Gerrard's given birth to Harry Redknapp?

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Where the hell did the guy land from?

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Scottish football mate, Niall McGinn smashing a Yazoo after coming off. Wouldn't get that south of the border

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Mate sent me this fancy dress costume he wore last night. It's pretty special.

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When your mum's younger new boyfriend turns up to the party at the same time as your dad. 😂

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when your mum puts Pirlo on a hot wash

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I supported Newcastle with Alan Pardew as manager so you not voting Labour because you don't like the leader is a shocking excuse IMO

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You really have to admire Ben Foster's choice for his biggest disappointment in life

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It was nice of MOTD to invite that sad old Sunderland fan on but he's fucking huge

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This guy really has a quote for *every* occasion

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Great run from the overhead camera who narrowly fails to make a connection. Still goalless, Jeff. #ATMLEI

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Jesus, there, with a few bottles of wine.

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Everton welcome their special guests by printing club shirts with their IQs on

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A good end to the season for Public Footpath

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I don't know what you're talking about guys, I think the Ronaldo statue looks pretty good

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Daley Blind looks like he's about to drop the biggest selling Mother's Day album of the year

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What a match to bring your bag of lettuces to

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Stearman and Weimann scoring for Wolves, whose names sound like a Geordie lady begging her husband not to leave.

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Why does this cat look like he just hit the cleanest freekick of the season 😂

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Theresa May looking like she's just been booked for diving

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