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    15 Brutally Honest Tube Badges Every Londoner Needs Right Now

    Listen up, TfL. We need these badges ASAP.

    1. When you regret having two sides at Nando's.

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    2. When that "one quick drink" last night didn't quite go to plan.

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    3. When you feel your head start to get heavy on the last tube home.

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    4. When the guy opposite you seems intent on displaying his crotch to the entire carriage.

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    5. When you're smug AF and want a reward.

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    6. When your head is already pounding and a busker kicks you while you're down.

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    7. When you're itching for a reason to scream at someone.

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    8. Pretty much all the time.

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    9. When your fellow commuters are in need of a cold shower.

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    10. When your privacy is of paramount importance.

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    11. When your inner 12-year-old comes out on the Piccadilly line.

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    12. When there is literally nothing in the world you want to do less than get on a hot, overcrowded train.

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    13. When some douchecanoe decides he needs a seat for his bag.

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    14. When missing out isn't even an option.

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    15. When you want to make sure that people don't think that smell is coming from you.

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