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29 Dog Tweets Guaranteed To Make You Bark Every Time

Good boys will be boys.

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"Tell your kids to stop kicking my seat.."

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DOG 911: what's ur emergency DOG: MY BALL IS UNDER THE COUCH DOG 911: u try barking at it? DOG: IT DIDN'T WORK DOG 911: OMG DOG: OMG

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This is the best thing I've seen all day

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We have to stop saying Brexit, because Stan thinks we are saying biscuits.

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The was the highlight of my week 😭❤️

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doggo went under for surgery and now he is DRUGGO

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when you have to teach yourself a subject because your teacher is useless

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Playing to a sold out crowd tonight in Dallas

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There's a dog in my neighborhood who just sits on his balcony and judges people and he is my absolute favorite

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I threw Doug a party and none of the other owners showed up with their dogs.

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She want to leave his ass but he a good father 😂

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FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian

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i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others

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I came to get down I came to get down So get out your seats and jumper hound Jumper hound Jumper hound Jumper hound

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My brothers Gf got a new dog n Beans is in the back salty as fuck LMAO

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DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a

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This is Ralph he is a dog that lives near school and waits for me everyday after school to say hi to him before I h… https://t.co/8rKYkoOsxc

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excuse me but are you aware of Lennu, the Finnish president's dog

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I like this picture of the queen's corgis because it looks like this is only the beginning and there's in fact a pl… https://t.co/KczBVOuwY8

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When ur human says "who's a good boy" and u already know it's u

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what kind of dogs are these, they make me nervous like if i talk to them they'll speak back but only in riddles

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Maybe he’s born with it Maybe it’s maple leaves

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