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23 David Mitchell Quotes For People Who Hate Everything

As Peep Show comes to an end, let's remember that the man behind Mark Corrigan is equally awkward, cynical, and self-deprecating. Just like you.

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1. When you give up on humans and get a pet:

2. When you're more intelligent that everyone around you:

3. When someone commits the unforgivable sin:

4. When you're at home on your own:


5. When someone asks you about your beard:

6. When the universe confirms what you already knew:

7. When you ruin the game because you actually hate fun:

8. When someone asks you to do something you really don't want to do:


9. When someone looks at you:

10. When someone asks you for something:

11. When someone asks what your life goals are:

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12. When you see someone you like in a bar:


13. When you're the only one who's paying attention:

14. When someone shows you affection:

15. When you finally pluck up the courage to open up to others and they mock you, killing that last ounce of joy that remained in your cold, useless heart:

16. When you're asked for you opinion:


17. When you're invited to go speed dating because your "friends" think watching four episodes of The West Wing every night doesn't count as a social life:

18. When you're accused of being a pedant but actually you're just being accurate:

19. When you spot other people's bullshit:

20. When you do anything, at any time, with anyone:


21. When someone asks you to do something you really don't want to do, again:

22. When you escape society and get back to your lovely quiet house, only for the news to be just as hateful:

23. And finally, when you're as happy as you're ever going to get:

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