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26 Reasons Mark Corrigan Is The Prime Minister Britain Deserves

He's just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise. #Corrigan4PM

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1. He's a tough negotiator. No opposition leader or visiting president is going to push him around.

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2. And yet he knows what it means to compromise.

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3. He's got the support of the public.

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4. And a firm grasp of the law.

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5. He understands that breaching the privacy of others is sometimes a necessary evil.

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6. He is aware that increased life expectancy will cause a severe strain on the NHS.

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7. He would always appreciate how lucky he was.

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8. And rarely overreact to stressful situations.

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9. Well, most of the time.

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10. He believes higher education shouldn't be paid for.

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11. He likes to keep up on current affairs.

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12. He takes a firm stance on unemployment.

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13. Like all good leaders he knows there must be a separation between church and state.

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14. Though conservative in some areas of life, he holds no grudges.

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15. He spends his money wisely. The economy would be safe in his hands.

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16. He understands that a great leader must delegate.

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17. He's terrible at sport, which seems to be a prerequisite for living in No. 10.

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18. He would always try to find the positives in any situation. No matter how terrible things may seem.

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19. And he's mindful of the sacrifices that our ancestors made to ensure we could enjoy our freedom.

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20. He's got a team of trusted advisers around him, telling him what the people want.

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21. But, importantly, he knows when NOT to take their advice.

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22. He's not as strait-laced as your average PM.

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23. When he knows what he wants, he'd do anything to get it.

For the good of the people, of course.
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For the good of the people, of course.

24. He's a charmer.

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25. He's neurotic.

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26. He's just like you and me.

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CORRIGAN FOR PM!!!

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You know it makes sense.