36 Brexit Tweets That Will Almost Make You Laugh Despite Everything

Never underestimate the British ability to take the piss out of oneself.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go.

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Take back control. No you take it back. No you fucking take it. You touched it last.

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has anyone tried putting the uk in rice

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England squad costs 175m. If we exit, let's spend it on the NHS.

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2015 politics: ed miliband eats a sandwich a bit weirdly 2016 politics: everything is on fire

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this is what you've done. i hope you feel bad.

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Hodgson, the only man in England with a coherent plan for leaving Europe.

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Boris Johnson will be along shortly to explain why we'll still get to play in the quarter finals, pick up the trophy, etc etc

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leave voters realising they've absolutely shafted us all but still trying to pretend they're pleased wae the result

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Jeremy Corbyn must do the decent thing. Prune that rosebush outside his front door so he doesn’t have to duck under it every morning.

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This is literally the worst day in English history since Friday.

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In January I dismissed my mate's theory that David Bowie was the glue holding the universe together but I don't know man... I don't know...

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Hey girl are you invoking article 50 because I would tell any number of lies to get you but wouldn't have a clue what to do once I did

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Weird international market reaction during #ENGICE.

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Tom Watson is the only person in the country who's actually left Glastonbury to go and wade into a field full of shit.

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It's like the end of Hamlet. Tim Farron as Fortinbras is just going to walk on stage when everyone else is dead and claim the kingdom.

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gon tell me the difference between these two photos, cos i dinny see any

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millennial: [takes a few too many selfies for instagram] baby boomer: [destroys the british, continental, and global economy in one day]

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This is 50 cent or as we like to call him In the UK 10,000 pounds

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VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy UK: fine

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Someone has uploaded Boris Johnson's post referendum speech onto Pornhub with the following title...

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You have to say fair play to England for their sheer dedication to making the whole of Europe piss themselves this week.

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#ENG proving twice in a week that they're unable to put a decent cross in a box #EURO2016

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When you're half way through your haircut and the barber tells you he is from Turkey.

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Bond films to last 30% longer with scenes of his passport being more heavily scrutinised between exotic European locales.

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I hope this defeat doesn't kill the feel good factor in the country at the moment.

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Excellent suggestion from the Times letters page

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The Scousers told us The Sun lied and they told us Roy Hodgson was a fucking fraud. Two out of two.

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The real loser in all of this is Tom Hiddleston, who has set up five days of fauxmance photos with Taylor Swift, and no one gives a SHIT

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We have to stop saying Brexit, because Stan thinks we are saying biscuits.

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How many Bexiters does it take to change a light bulb? "I never said there was a light bulb"

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