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Are You Even British If You Haven't Done 25/37 Of These Weird Little Things?

For anyone who's ever left the butter knife hanging over the edge of the sink.

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  1. Tick off everything you've done...

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    Said "I'll make sure I stay off the roads then!" when someone tells you they passed their driving test.
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    Tried to find an English speaking TV channel the moment you get into your hotel room on holiday.
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    Followed someone through a bunch of doors and had to come up with a new way of saying "thanks" each time.
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    Left the butter knife hanging over the edge of the sink so as not to completely rule out the possibility of having more toast.
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    Said you were going to turn over a new leaf and get your shit together, but literally just tidied your room.
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    Told someone who's just pulled a door that says "push" that you have to push it, like they hadn't just worked it out for themselves.
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    Said "can I come in your suitcase?" when someone you know is going on holiday.
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    And when you've been on holiday, responded to the question "how was it?" by telling them how cheap a pint was.
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    Become disproportionately excited when your home town gets mentioned on the TV, regardless of context.
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    Then got a text from your mum to tell you that your home town has just been mentioned on the TV.
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    Gone all the way to the back of the bus to avoid sitting next to someone.
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    And been utterly freaked out when someone has sat next to you on the bus when there were still empty seats.
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    Got off the bus because it was stuck in traffic, then walked really fast to race the bus so as to justify your decision to get off.
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    Brushed your teeth at the same time as your bf/gf, and not wanted to be the one who stops first, so you're both still going at it 15 minutes later.
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    Set off the alarm when leaving the supermarket and basically thought you were going to prison despite being 100% certain you haven't stolen anything.
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    Got angry at your parents when they've offered you a food that you have literally always hated as if they don't know you at all.
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    Been convinced that something terrible must have happened when you've had a missed call from your mum during the working day.
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    Found your reserved seat on the train, but then suffered second hand stress as you see people sit in seats they haven't reserved.
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    And then said "I mean, how hard is it?!" to your friend as you watched someone get kicked out of their seat because they read the number wrong.
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    Got unnecessarily angry because you thought there was a parking space, only to find that there was a Ka in there that you hadn't seen.
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    Gone to the supermarket without a bag every single time, despite the fact that there is a bag filled with hundreds of other bags under your kitchen sink.
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    Woken up so early that you sit down on the sofa because you've got time to kill, then ended up being late.
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    Said "yeah, it's going round" whenever someone tells you they're ill, no matter what illness they've got. "TB? Yeah, it's going round."
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    Cheered when someone in the pub smashed a glass.
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    Started asking people on a Tuesday what they're up to at the weekend.
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    Imagined winning the lottery despite the fact that you never actually enter the lottery.
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    Refused to get out of bed because you alarm clock isn't showing a multiple of five.
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    Freaked out that your headlights weren't on because you weren't sure if the person driving the other way just flashed you or hit a speed bump.
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    Said that you can't believe how it's so dark so early after the clocks go back, even though it happens every year.
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    Said sorry to someone who just bumped into you despite the fact is was 100% their fault.
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    Coughed loudly and frequently when in a toilet with a broken lock so that everyone knows there's someone in there.
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    Said sorry when paying with change.
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    Slapped your knees and said "right!" before standing up when you're about to do something you don't want to.
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    Given five stars to an Uber driver because they didn't say a word the entire time.
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    Said "he's here!" and pointed to your friend when a police car goes past with its sirens on.
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    Tried to take photos of fireworks even though you learnt years ago that it just doesn't work.
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    Said "oop" upon walking through a door as someone comes the other way.
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