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Mixed messages about Britain here.
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Sponsored by the London Tourist Board.
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English people: possibly human.
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Sick burn on the Welsh.
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That is itself kind of racist, Google.
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(While we're at it, do not try to psychoanalyse Irish people.)
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Our prime minister: a condom on a thumb on a seagull on a train.
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Our deputy prime minister: looks like two people who look nothing alike.
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Ed Miliband: puppet or animated?
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It's not that boring.
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Yorkshire: definitely the best.
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No, wait. Lancashire is.
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London is awful, lonely, amazing, and looking up "carceral" in the dictionary.
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Manchester: ace, horrible.
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Belfast: heaven on earth, if you like awful dumps.
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All the best cities were designed by mad gods.
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Liverpool's famous sense of humour coming through here.
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Ambitious people: avoid Swansea.
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Cardiff: awesomest dump ever.
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Cambridge: posh, boring and hard.
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Oxford: overrated, but still better than Cambridge.
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Norwich: strong approval.
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Ipswich: less approval.
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Come to historic Hastings.
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Brighton: it's what you want it to be.
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"Because you keep asking that question."
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Controversial. Very controversial.
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Could be worse. Ireland gets forty shades of stereotype.
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Because you won't shut up about our teeth, obviously.
