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24 Relatable Tweets That Know You Better Than You Know Yourself

You're never truly alone while there are funny strangers on Twitter.

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RUNNER: this is called "carbo-loading. we eat lots of heavy food ME: that's great. love it RUNNER: then we go for a nice long run ME: no

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CHANGING YOUR DUVET COVER -remember to use your energy sparingly. It's a marathon, not a sprint -make sure you stay hydrated -don't panic

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" work until your bank account looks like a phone number "

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"you're so quiet" actually i never shut the fuck up around people i am comfortable with but you are not one of those people

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i love the term “partners” are we dating? are we robbing a bank? do we run a legal firm? Who knows man

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when someone is making fun of one of ur insecurities but it's "just a joke"

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hate when people ask if ur on drugs/drunk when ur just having fun like no some of us have the natural personality of a crackhead sorry

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A free t-shirt can motivate me to do basically anything

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When you get carried away pulling off that little piece of skin off your finger

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whenever someone unfollows me I imagine them reading one of my tweets and thinking "ya this is the last straw"

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it's this easy becoming friends with me fr

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CO-WORKER: give me $3 to eat this old grape? ME: sure WIKIPEDIA: give me $3 to continue to provide you essential knowledge? ME: get fucked

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If I could have dinner with anybody living or dead I'd pick the dead guy. Then I'd order two dinners and eat both. Fuck that guy. He's dead

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It's OK if you're older and hate millennials that's fine but next time you can't figure out how to print a word doc DONT ASK ME CAROL

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I need more friends who understand that I still want to be invited but I'm not going

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[while being tackled by police dog] what's his name?

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I NEED TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE SAID I COULD SAVE MONEY BRINGIN LUNCH TO WORK ITS 9:43 I ATE THE LUNCH NOW I HAVE TO BU… https://t.co/yxJNny90Mg

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I wonder what it's like to be able to put your hair in a low ponytail and not look like a founding father

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STUNTMAN ON TV: don't try this at home ME [sitting on couch eating out of a 5 lb. bag of m&ms]: ok

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OH SO IM JUST SUPPOSED TO ENJOY GOOD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO ME INSTEAD OF LIVING IN FEAR THAT THEYLL TURN TO DUST IN MY HANDS