Against the power of pork, there can be no victory.
Remember: they love and respect you, even though you're fundamentally wrong.
A 24-Year-Old Gay Guy’s Perspective in 2013. Take it or leave it.
October 16 is here. Let's make it special.
"Spartans! What is your profession?" Probably something related to business management, actually.
"When I was your age, your younger brother was already on the way."
The article is titled, "What Weiner’s sexting scandal tells us about young women today". Please, middle-aged dude, enlighten us.
They're running companies, selling out venues, filibustering in pink sneakers, and (maybe) becoming the next president.
Get out of your first amendment comfort zone and enter the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
Why do redheads need more anesthesia when they go under the knife? And for real, what the hell is up with birds falling from the sky in Arkansas?
Sure, they were never not hot. But 20 years after "The X-Files" premiered (yeah, you're old), they're off the charts.
The second season is here. Are you ready to defend your Honey Boo Boo viewing habits from the haters? Here's what you can tell 'em.
Attention, twenty-somethings: you are, too. The quicker you admit it, the more above average you'll be.
Long before they were YouTube sensations, they were helping win world wars.
It's the thought that counts.
"Are those your drums?"
There's something about microwavable macaroni and the retro Pepsi logo that's appetizing as hell.
The Daily Meal released the "101 Best Food Trucks in America for 2013". Did your town represent?
Many of us weren't first, second, or third string in high school.
"Earlier today I had two friends over — one regular one, and one Indian one." Uggghhh.
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