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44 Fairly Reasonable Questions Even A Potter Maniac Might Struggle To Answer
Do these kids not still need to learn Math and stuff?Well, I mean, it's sort of like, uh, you see...
You opt for a Potter movie marathon with a total Muggle who hasn't read the books, so they ask a few questions along the way. And like, they're kinda talking sense.
1."They kept this kid in a cupboard for ten years? Why isn't he just like 'f*ck this' and call Social Services or whatever?"
2."Whoa, that guy's half giant? His small human dad impregnated his GIANT mother?"
3."If the only train to school goes from London to Scotland, what happens if you live in like, Liverpool?"
4."If you're only allowed an owl, a cat or a toad, why's this guy got a rat?"
5."How is his prescription the same the whole way through? Wait, this kid does magic. Why does he even need glasses?"
6."Can't he just pick it up?"
7."If the teachers set up all those obstacles, why don't they just ask the teachers to do it?"
8."So they broke like every school rule but got given a billion house points?"
9."Why are they so keen to get to school? If you missed your train wouldn't you just be like 'hey, cool'?"