1. This is your favorite pair of shoes:
2. This is your favorite lipstick:
3. You own a sweater like this:
4. This is how you brush your teeth:
5. But you brush your teeth on your cat's schedule.
6. Dish washing also revolves around your cat's agenda.
7. This is your ideal home office:
8. You don't own bookshelves for books. They're cat-holders.
9. Your empty boxes are never empty for long.
10. This is how you check your emails:
11. This is how you read the morning paper.
12. This is how you read books.
13. This is you trying to wrap presents.
14. And you only hang non-breakable ornaments on your Christmas tree.
15. You are intimately familiar with these signs:
16. You find yourself saying this a lot:
17. All of your coffee mugs say something like this:
18. You judge people on whether or not they like cats.
19. You have a Human-to-Cat-Translator app on your phone.
20. You don't need this reminder:
21. You would totally wear this:
22. You cannot leave the house without doing this to your outfit.
23. You've considered getthing this tattoo:
24. ...to match the tattoo you already have:
25. Your phone and tablet cases all have pictures of your cat:
26. You have OCD:
27. You know this song by heart. And sing it regularly:
28. The back of your car looks like this:
29. Your jewelry resembles your cats:
30. And this is how you store your rings:
31. This is the look you get when trying to sleep in your own bed:
32. You've become accustomed to the taste of cat hair.
33. You own several cat harnesses. They're all gathering dust.
34. You learned how to knit so you could make this:
35. ...but you were never able to finish knitting it.
36. You curse the inventor of packing peanuts.
37. You can't stop watching this:
38. These eyes make you melt:
39. And when you saw this:
(You may now place cat back on keyboard.)
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