1. Looking to bomb an audition? Don’t worry, it’s easy!
2. Try dressing in full costume.
Casting people have no imagination.
3. Leave your cell phone on to show how important you are.
Because you ARE important. You ARE.
4. And definitely don’t forget your props.
Weapons are especially effective.
5. You’ll be out the door in no time!
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