Operation Slickpubes (The Ballad of Agent Pubit)

Come, hear the song of Agent Pubit, the Anonymous agent who stormed Scientology’s NYC headquarters greased up in Vaseline, his friends’ pubes and nail clippings.

He was charged with a hate crime for desecrating the Church of Scientology. Reeeally? Not for desecrating himself?

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