Freezing Simon Cowell

In case you thought Simon Cowell would one day die and go to heaven with the rest of the human race, you were dead wrong.

Instead, Cowell plans to freeze his body so he can one day triumphantly return to smack down generation after generation of American Idol hopefuls. Thank you, Science.

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