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Ye Olde Sex Menu
For any of you out there who are fans of the classics such as "dry bobs" and bung blows with goose quills.
Straight Guys Support Gays in Military Via Ke$ha
A bevy of hot shirtless straight guys decide to support gays in the military. DADT, dancing and Ke$ha. Why not?!
Ellen Apologizes to Apple
Ellen makes an amusing iPhone parody commercial. Ellen is contacted by Apple. Ellen apologizes. Gods are appeased. Everyone's happy.
The Cupcake Cannon
Cupcakes hurled at people's faces with a 120psi cannon, captured at 700 frames per second. [Ed. note: Anyone else oddly tumescent after watching this?]
The Better Marriage Blanket
More accurately: The Fart Suppressing Blanket.
100-Year-Old Woman With An iPad
Virginia Campbell, a 100-year-old Lake Oswego resident, uses her iPad at the Mary’s Woods Retirement Community.
Jesus' Ginormous Penis
Filthy-minded Christians think a painting in their parish is porn!
Ask Steve Jobs a Question
It seems to actually work if you are nice to it. I heart instant gratification.
Vogue-Off at the Welfare Office
This happens to me pretty much every day. Without the fighting though - my nails!
Trololo IPhone App!
Get jaunty and improve your mood - anywhere! And it's free!
Bea Arthur, Mountains, Pizza
Genius.
Party Rats: Finger Lights
Certainly most people would like to take center stage at parties and, admit it, you’re one of them. Party Rats! Try a more practical application - when you have to use your computer in the dark. At a nightclub. Party Rats!
Gay Leprechaun
Visit the local Irish Pub - Happy Tranny's! They have disco night and Fruity Pebbles!
Machines Fall Down, Go Boom!
Cranes fall. Make a lot of noise. Expletives. Yeah!
Elephant Dung High Heels
These INSA Elephant-Dung Heels were created in response to artist Chris Ofili’s ‘The Holy Virgin Mary’ painting that used elephant dung as material. I think they're crap.
Google Destroys an "iPad" With Closed Captioning.
Be sure to hit the "CC" button to turn on the auto-transcription or it's just boring. Aside: bonus points for oodles of Jonny Ive's voice. And arms.
Creepy Wee Model Alert!
I wonder if I will be more attractive as the rendering of a stalker's fantasies? I hope so. Fun!
Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber
More self-explanatory than humanly possible.
Astro Squirrels!
Miss Roberts, of Fareham, Hants, in England, hangs coconuts with holes in the bottom from her washing line so that the squirrels who eat from them look like they are wearing space helmets.
Who the Hell Is "iamamiwhoami"?
Gaga? A Trent Reznor side project? Goldfrapp? OMG, is it Christina Aguilera? Trippy minimal electronica that has everyone guessing.