Kale Is Destroying America

The biggest threat facing America is not terrorism or obesity or even the Kardashians. It's kale.

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We Can Win!!!

Fight so that our children can live free of the tyranny of kale.

Fight so that we all might not be subject to seasalt dusted organic kale chips dipped in wasabi.

Fight because it's the right thing to do.

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