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    Kale Is Destroying America

    The biggest threat facing America is not terrorism or obesity or even the Kardashians. It's kale.

    This is America.

    Land of the free, home of the brave, sea to shining sea, etc.

    This is kale.

    Take a good look at it...


    Terrible people grow, eat and use kale for nefarious purposes.

    Kale makes people sad.

    We can be free of kale, but it will take all of us!

    We Can Win!!!