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Kale Is Destroying America
The biggest threat facing America is not terrorism or obesity or even the Kardashians. It's kale.
Land of the free, home of the brave, sea to shining sea, etc.
Take a good look at it...
Terrible people grow, eat and use kale for nefarious purposes.
We can be free of kale, but it will take all of us!
We Can Win!!!
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