The most insightful, profound work of literature ever to emerge from an overconfident creative writing major's personal blog. If you still feel bad about the poetry you wrote when you were 15, this may be nothing short of life-changing. And if you're still skeptical about how some college kid's writing blog could possibly be worth five minutes of your time, I give you this:
"The arts bulge at the waist, celebrated at every angle, and if another musical group assembles, the line between heaven and noise will be crossed, and the pants torn open."
There is more where this came from. So much more.