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This Postman Is Creating Penis Pouches From Loom Bands

It’s for charity, guys. A bit NSFW.

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Meet father-of-two Patrick Kavanagh. He has come up with a rather novel use for loom bands.


Rather than creating bracelets or ornaments from the colourful small plastic bands, the 41-year-old has decided to make something much more intimate.

Taking his inspiration from the asymmetric man-thongs worn by the cast members of The Only Way Is Essex, Kavanagh has created a colourful penis sheath using the bands.


The postman is creating the pouches for St Michael's Hospice in Hastings.

People are encouraged to make a donation on a JustGiving page and will be entered into a raffle to win one of the fetching pieces of "underwear".

The donation page declares: "Patrick will personally deliver (if you're local) the loom band. Please state whether you want him to be wearing it or not."

Now that is going to be a tough decision to make.