These 25 Texts From Superheroes Are Just Perfect

Saving the world and conversations. Well played SuperheroTexts.

Texts From Superheroes is a blog run by comedians Diana McCallum and Andrew Ivimey.

And it is spot on.

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Deadpool's seen everything except his own movie.

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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Deadpool’s fourth wall has a window.

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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What he does ain't pretty (anymore).

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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Happy (Terribly Depressing) Father's Day, from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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So much better Charles.

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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Batman is also fighting the war on fun.

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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Tony really is a futurist after all.

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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You'll be shocked to learn this, but Cyclops is no fun.

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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You can't just be happy with your Sky-Cycle, Clint?

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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In brightest day, in blackest night, Hal Jordan will still be kind of a jerk. http://t.co/KqdaZICRTs

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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Not at all team-ups are created equal. http://t.co/EHLYbgg9TP

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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Silly Clint, powers are for people with their own movies. (Spoilers for Winter Soldier)

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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Everyone hates Summers School. http://t.co/EHLYbgg9TP

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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Daredevil's sidekick is Siri. http://t.co/EHLYbgxcVP

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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Pretty sure the Fortress of Solitude isn't showing up on Google Maps either, Supes. http://t.co/KqdaZIkIFk

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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Tonight we’re going to party like our race isn’t near extinction. http://t.co/KqdaZIkIFk

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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Cap finally gets the hang of texting. This is not a good thing.

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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Punisher's skill set is limited at best.

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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Give Iron Man a break Cap, it worked for that guy in Tropic Thunder. #IronMan #Marvel

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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The only person to restart more universes than DC is The Doctor. #DoctorWho #Batman

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)
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The difference between Supes and Spider-man is that Superman has a super-everything, except humility and work ethic.

— TextsFromSuperheroes (@SuperheroTexts)

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