These 25 Texts From Superheroes Are Just Perfect

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And it is spot on.

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Happy Independence Day, no matter how you celebrate it.

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Happy Independence Day, no matter how you celebrate it.

5:00 PM - 04 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Being fast is not a superpower in the dating world.

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Welcome to Earth, Thor. Happy Independence Day, America.

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Welcome to Earth, Thor.
Happy Independence Day, America.

3:32 PM - 04 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Deadpool's seen everything except his own movie.

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Happy (Terribly Depressing) Father's Day, from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

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Happy (Terribly Depressing) Father's Day, from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

6:46 PM - 15 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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You'll be shocked to learn this, but Cyclops is no fun.

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You'll be shocked to learn this, but Cyclops is no fun.

4:22 PM - 26 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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You can't just be happy with your Sky-Cycle, Clint?

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In brightest day, in blackest night, Hal Jordan will still be kind of a jerk. http://t.co/KqdaZICRTs

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In brightest day, in blackest night, Hal Jordan will still be kind of a jerk. http://t.co/KqdaZICRTs

4:49 PM - 26 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Not at all team-ups are created equal. http://t.co/EHLYbgg9TP

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Not at all team-ups are created equal.
http://t.co/EHLYbgg9TP

5:35 PM - 24 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Silly Clint, powers are for people with their own movies. (Spoilers for Winter Soldier)

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Silly Clint, powers are for people with their own movies. (Spoilers for Winter Soldier)

4:37 PM - 13 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Everyone hates Summers School. http://t.co/EHLYbgg9TP

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Everyone hates Summers School.
http://t.co/EHLYbgg9TP

10:54 PM - 06 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18.

Daredevil's sidekick is Siri. http://t.co/EHLYbgxcVP

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Daredevil's sidekick is Siri.
http://t.co/EHLYbgxcVP

5:31 PM - 18 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Pretty sure the Fortress of Solitude isn't showing up on Google Maps either, Supes. http://t.co/KqdaZIkIFk

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Pretty sure the Fortress of Solitude isn't showing up on Google Maps either, Supes. http://t.co/KqdaZIkIFk

4:27 PM - 28 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Tonight we’re going to party like our race isn’t near extinction. http://t.co/KqdaZIkIFk

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Tonight we’re going to party like our race isn’t near extinction. http://t.co/KqdaZIkIFk

4:25 PM - 31 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

Cap finally gets the hang of texting. This is not a good thing.

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Cap finally gets the hang of texting. This is not a good thing.

3:30 PM - 01 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Give Iron Man a break Cap, it worked for that guy in Tropic Thunder. #IronMan #Marvel

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Give Iron Man a break Cap, it worked for that guy in Tropic Thunder. #IronMan #Marvel

5:41 PM - 03 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The only person to restart more universes than DC is The Doctor. #DoctorWho #Batman

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The only person to restart more universes than DC is The Doctor. #DoctorWho #Batman

2:10 AM - 23 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The difference between Supes and Spider-man is that Superman has a super-everything, except humility and work ethic.

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The difference between Supes and Spider-man is that Superman has a super-everything, except humility and work ethic.

6:44 PM - 18 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite