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Look at how cute their babies are. Stop playing around and start mating you lazy panda jerks.
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They scare far too easily.
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Which is ridiculous because bamboo contains very little nutritional value, the WWF explains.
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Pandas must therefore eat between 12kg and 38kg of bamboo every day.
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GO TO SLEEP YOU IDIOTS.
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People find them so cute they take selfies next to paper versions.
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Their perceived "cuteness" is a real problem. It causes shit like this to happen.
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And makes grown adults dress up like this in the name of science.
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I mean, look at them, they are utterly rubbish on slides.
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The bloody things are born blind and unable to move.
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They are so fucking arrogant.
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Despite what Hollywood would have you believe, pandas are actually rubbish at kung fu.
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Look – couldn't hurt a fly.
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The fact of the matter is that they are just too damn adorable.
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So unbelievably cute.