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Jeremy Renner Sang An Ed Sheeran Ballad To Show How Great Hawkeye Is

"But listen, I’ve got powers too, they’re pretty sweet / I promise I can do so much more than just archery."

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Jeremy Renner stopped by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon during the promotional tour for The Avengers: Age of Ultron to explain some of his character Hawkeye’s lesser-known talents with this version of Ed Sheeran’s "Thinking Out Loud".

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Here are the lyrics in full:

When you're on a team with the Hulk and Thor

And we're all up there on the movie screen,

Will the people believe that I'm not quite as tough?

Will anyone even notice me?

But listen I've got powers too, they're pretty sweet.

I promise I can do so much more than just archery.

I'm serious, guys.

I've got a collection of scarves and berets.

I play trombone in a ska band.

I once got to second base on my Tinder date.

And my cat has got its own Instagram.

I tell you now

I kick ass at Mario Kart.

This year I played an extra in Paul Blart.

I can open a pickle jar.

I'm friggin' Hawkeye.

Maybe I'm as super as they are.

So maybe I still haven't lost my virginity.

But when I bowl I always score at least 70, after six beers.

Yes I know 'bout Captain America's strength.

Hulk becomes a towering man.

But I got seventh place in my fantasy league.

And I once butt-dialed Jean-Claude Van Damme.

When I go to Chipotle I get free guac.

I flirt with the cashier and she says I rock.

I own water-resistant socks.

I'm friggin' Hawkeye.

Maybe I'm as super as they are.

Maybe I'm as super as they are.

Maybe I'm as super as they are.

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