A Man Claims He Got His Penis Stuck In A Pipe After Slipping While Painting Naked
He was stuck for TWO DAYS.
As embarrassing excuses go, this is right up there. Lian Tien, 61, reckons he was painting naked when he slipped and got his penis stuck in a pipe.
It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude. I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result.
He added: "I cut it from the wall and tried pouring oil and liquid soap down the sides but my manhood was so tightly wedged that nothing dripped down."
"I went to sleep thinking that if I relaxed it would slide off. But it didn't. It began to get red and inflamed. I was worried that I would get a terrible infection."