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    A Guy Called Mr. Wank Just Got Arrested For Committing A Lewd Act

    And he lives in a place called..... Deposit.

    New York State Police said Calvin E. Wank, from the town of Deposit, was arrested on Saturday morning for public lewdness.

    nyspnews.com

    Officers had responded to reports of a suspicious person at the Loves Truck stop in Kirkwood.

    A subsequent investigation reportedly revealed that a number of truck drivers had spotted Wank committing sexually lewd acts while in the parking lot and a neighbouring field.

    The troopers from NYSP Binghamton later issued Wank with a ticket instructing him to return to the Town of Kirkwood Court on October 7.

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