America, we need to talk about football.
You clearly have some of the greatest, maddest fans in the world.
"Did you bring your chainsaw this week, Bill?"
"Yeah, it's in my bag, with the other dangerous weapons."
And by football...we mean football.
"Did you bring your chainsaw this week, Bill?"
"Yeah, it's in my bag, with the other dangerous weapons."
Excuse our French – we're British.
Children play games.
Look how much fun it is to watch football in Britain.
Bloody great shout, ref.
"What happened in the match?"
"Nothing whatsoever."
"Sounds good."
It just is.
"Top corner" is the phrase you are looking for.
Fuck.
Unlike cows, footballers don't shit all over the pitch.
Well, actually, apart from that one time...
Good.
We're inventive with our phrases.
Sorry, America.
Love from the UK.