The story of football can mainly be told through dodgy haircuts...
Djibril CisseAbel XavierEl Hadji Diouf
What a look.
David JamesTom HuddlestoneMarouane Fellaini
Neymar Jr.Javier MargasFreddie Ljungberg
Not many footballers out there with pink hair. Big up, Freddie.
Neymar Jr.Sergio AgueroStephan El Shaarawy
Neymar almost single-handedly trying to bring the fringe back into fashion just five years after its demise.
Taribo WestJay-Jay OkochaNwankwo Kanu
Gary NevilleDavid BeckhamPhil Neville
Before his hair became a PR commodity.
Djibril CisseDavid JamesRio Ferdinand
Lord BendtnerDani OsvaldoRobbie Savage
A man from whom we could all learn a thing or two...
Sergio AgueroOlivier GiroudLuis Suarez
(Brazilian) RonaldoGuys, come on, you know it's Ronaldo.Don't even click here.
He is a wonderful man so we'll let him off that haircut.
Emmanuel PetitLuka ModricKarel Poborsky
Fabrizio RavanelliRoy KeaneLeon Osman
Ravanelli there, getting a yellow card for not growing old gracefully.
Fernando TorresBarry VenisonGuti
The boy wonder in his pomp.
Jamie RedknappSteve McManamanJason McAteer
It could only be him...
A striker in the sense that he sometimes scored goals, Jason Lee has now shaved all his hair off.
Gareth BaleCristiano RonaldoLuis Suarez
There's sadness in those eyes, sadness that one day he'll have to play on a team with Nani.
Wesley SneijderRodrigo PalacioRaul Meireles
Nope. Just nope.