1. With the unveiling of German manager Jurgen Klopp as their new boss last week, we have officially reached peak Liverpool.
2. Pretty much everyone lost their shit when it happened, except for a few people...
3. We ALL knew what was coming next.
4. But we didn't expect it to happen this quickly...
5. Even the director of BBC Television is at it.
6. This fan seems to be about to lay down money on Klopp to win the Premier League AND the Champions League.
7. They're even making T-shirts. Official. Fucking. T-shirts.
8. For FIFTEEN FUCKING POUNDS.
9. Klopp wasn't even the first manager to call himself the "normal" one. Avram Grant said it in 2007.
10. Just stop, please stop.
11. There are news articles about Jurgen Klopp getting out of a car...
12. Just when you thought it was safe to go on Twitter again, somebody wrote about Jurgen Klopp to the tune of "Agadoo".
13. It has another verse, you know, which goes like this:
Champions League, FA Cup,
He will win the f*****g lot,
With Jurgen Klopp Klopp Klopp,
He's the new king of the Kop!