Buzz·Posted on 21 Aug 2015How Shit Was Your School Football Team?Your school pitch was probably on a hill.by Richard BeechBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Tick all the things that applied to your school football team. Image: Tracy Woodward / Getty A game got called off because of a fight Check Tracy Woodward / Getty A game got called off because of a fight Tracy Woodward / Getty Image: Dan Mullan / Getty Your goalie was just the kid who hated running Check Dan Mullan / Getty Your goalie was just the kid who hated running Dan Mullan / Getty Image: Paul Walters / Getty Your coach was just a teacher in a tracksuit Check Paul Walters / Getty Your coach was just a teacher in a tracksuit Paul Walters / Getty Image: Thinkstock Your school didn't own corner flags Check Thinkstock Your school didn't own corner flags Thinkstock Image: Getty Images If a ball went over the hedge, that was the end of the game Check Getty Images If a ball went over the hedge, that was the end of the game Getty Images Image: Creative Commons Your changing rooms didn’t have hot water Check Creative Commons Your changing rooms didn’t have hot water Creative Commons Image: BuzzFeed You lost 5-0 one time Check BuzzFeed You lost 5-0 one time BuzzFeed Image: BuzzFeed You lost 10-0 one time Check BuzzFeed You lost 10-0 one time BuzzFeed Image: BuzzFeed You lost 15-0 one time? 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BuzzFeed Image: Getty / Ross Kinnaird Your star player was just the biggest kid Check Getty / Ross Kinnaird Your star player was just the biggest kid Getty / Ross Kinnaird Image: Thinkstock Your primary goal was to torment your teacher Check Thinkstock Your primary goal was to torment your teacher Thinkstock Image: Thinkstock Your goalposts didn't have nets Check Thinkstock Your goalposts didn't have nets Thinkstock Image: Lineup Builder The only formation you ever played was 4-4-2 – it never worked Check Lineup Builder The only formation you ever played was 4-4-2 – it never worked Lineup Builder Image: Martin Bernetti / Getty Your centre-back was just the angriest kid in your year Check Martin Bernetti / Getty Your centre-back was just the angriest kid in your year Martin Bernetti / Getty Image: Bob Rosato / BuzzFeed Your left-winger was just the only kid who was left-footed Check Bob Rosato / BuzzFeed Your left-winger was just the only kid who was left-footed Bob Rosato / BuzzFeed Image: Creative Commons Your keeper couldn't take goal kicks – so your centre-back took them Check Creative Commons Your keeper couldn't take goal kicks – so your centre-back took them Creative Commons Image: Creative Commons Your striker was scared of heading the ball Check Creative Commons Your striker was scared of heading the ball Creative Commons Image: Debenhams Your kit was just your PE kit Check Debenhams Your kit was just your PE kit Debenhams Image: Mitre Sometimes your kit was just your PE kit but with a bib Check Mitre Sometimes your kit was just your PE kit but with a bib Mitre Image: The Consortium Your coach let you use exercise books for shin pads Check The Consortium Your coach let you use exercise books for shin pads The Consortium Image: Getty Images Your keeper dropped the ball in their own goal (quite often) Check Getty Images Your keeper dropped the ball in their own goal (quite often) Getty Images Image: FA Someone's parent got sent home by the ref for swearing on the sidelines Check FA Someone's parent got sent home by the ref for swearing on the sidelines FA Image: Thinkstock You couldn't play in winter because your school didn't have outdoor lighting Check Thinkstock You couldn't play in winter because your school didn't have outdoor lighting Thinkstock Image: Creative Commons Your pitch was on a hill Check Creative Commons Your pitch was on a hill Creative Commons Image: Creative Commons At least two of your players smoked at half-time Check Creative Commons At least two of your players smoked at half-time Creative Commons Image: Creative Commons You had to forfeit a game because half your team didn't turn up Check Creative Commons You had to forfeit a game because half your team didn't turn up Creative Commons Image: Pixabay The ref was always the (biased) coach of the home team Check Pixabay The ref was always the (biased) coach of the home team Pixabay Image: Mitre You used the dimpled Mitre balls that put you hospital if you went for a header Check Mitre You used the dimpled Mitre balls that put you hospital if you went for a header Mitre Image: Creative Commons No linesmen...no offsides Check Creative Commons No linesmen...no offsides Creative Commons Image: Getty / Mike Hewitt / Via Geograph You went a whole season without winning Check Getty / Mike Hewitt / Via Geograph You went a whole season without winning Getty / Mike Hewitt / Via Geograph Image: Javier Soriano / Getty You lost 5-0 but celebrated because you drew the second half 0-0 Check Javier Soriano / Getty You lost 5-0 but celebrated because you drew the second half 0-0 Javier Soriano / Getty Image: Geograph This was your pitch...on a good day Check Geograph This was your pitch...on a good day Geograph Image: Geograph There was a slight issue with your penalty spot, in that it was just a puddle Check Geograph There was a slight issue with your penalty spot, in that it was just a puddle Geograph Image: Geograph Your crossbar was crooked from the older kids hanging off of it Check Geograph Your crossbar was crooked from the older kids hanging off of it Geograph Image: Creative Commons You asked the other team if you could play rolling subs because nobody could last 90 minutes Check Creative Commons You asked the other team if you could play rolling subs because nobody could last 90 minutes Creative Commons Image: Chris Isherwood You didn't have boots so you just played in your trainers Check Chris Isherwood You didn't have boots so you just played in your trainers Chris Isherwood Image: Creative Commons You took it in turns to go in goal Check Creative Commons You took it in turns to go in goal Creative Commons Show me my results!
