How Much Do You Hate Chelsea, Really?
Your seething hatred for Chelsea dominates your daily life, you wake up in a cold sweat at 2am thinking about those plastic flags waving in the air, you think about the fact they sacked the guy who won them the Champions League, and it haunts your dreams. You. Hate. Chelsea.
You hate Chelsea more than almost anyone else in the entire world, you hate that they spent a whole season parking the bus, you hate that their fans just won't shut up. You hate the little plastic Chelsea flags they wave at Stamford Bridge, you hate that for some reason they throw celery about the place. DAMN you hate them so much.
Chelsea probably aren't the team you hate most in the world, but you're definitely not a fan. You concede they have a few things going for them... if only a few things.
You think they're a bit hard done by, don't you? You don't think they play boring football at all, and you happily concede that, actually, they're alright.
Come on, admit it. You're a Chelsea fan, right?