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19 Guys Who Failed So Hard At Football They Almost Won

Want to see real talent? Look no further (H/T T5s).

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1. Five-a-side football attracts some of the most talented players in the country.

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2. Like this guy, who loves eating AstroTurf.

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3. A good first touch is key in five-a-side.

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4. As is a good kit.

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5. It's important to have a great goalkeeper.

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6. But, if you can't find one, just settle for this guy.

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He'll do.

7. Or this guy.

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(Great assist).

8. Or, if you're really desperate, this guy.

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9. Every Thursday night is a chance to put your skills on display.

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10. A chance to show your mates what you've got in the locker.

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Is that Pele?

11. Always play like there's a scout watching you.

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12. Go in hard for every tackle.

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13. If you can't get the ball, get the man.

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14. Sometimes it doesn't even matter if you don't get the ball.

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He's claiming that goal as his own, somehow.

15. Remember there are always aspects of your game you can work on... like heading.

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16. Or even just your celebration.

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17. But quite often, it'll be your finishing that lets you down.

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Close mate.

18. Like... really lets you down.

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19. But always remember: No matter how shit you are, there's always someone worse than you.

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