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19 Guys Who Failed So Hard At Football They Almost Won

Want to see real talent? Look no further (H/T T5s).

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1. Five-a-side football attracts some of the most talented players in the country.

2. Like this guy, who loves eating AstroTurf.

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3. A good first touch is key in five-a-side.

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4. As is a good kit.

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5. It's important to have a great goalkeeper.

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6. But, if you can't find one, just settle for this guy.

He'll do.

7. Or this guy.

(Great assist).

8. Or, if you're really desperate, this guy.

9. Every Thursday night is a chance to put your skills on display.

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10. A chance to show your mates what you've got in the locker.

Is that Pele?

11. Always play like there's a scout watching you.

12. Go in hard for every tackle.

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13. If you can't get the ball, get the man.

14. Sometimes it doesn't even matter if you don't get the ball.

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He's claiming that goal as his own, somehow.

15. Remember there are always aspects of your game you can work on... like heading.

16. Or even just your celebration.

17. But quite often, it'll be your finishing that lets you down.

Close mate.

18. Like... really lets you down.

19. But always remember: No matter how shit you are, there's always someone worse than you.

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