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How Double Agent Cech Infiltrated Arsenal And Carried Out Mourinho's Evil Plan

We should have known all along.

Former Chelsea keeper Petr Cech has played just two Premier League games for Arsenal, but some are already suspecting him of being a double agent.

But he won over the fans immediately.

It's been a long time but we can now say we have a world class Goalkeeper. #CechIsAGooner #WelcomeCech

Fans invited him to become a Gunner, instead of retiring as a Chelsea legend...

Become a gunner instead of retiring as chelsea legend #WelcomeCéch #afc

But, if anything, he's currently more a Chelsea legend than ever before.

And here's how he's done it...

Double agent Cech convinced Arsenal fans of his dedication to the club by helping them win the Community Shield against Chelsea.

With Mourinho playing the role of "M", and Cech playing the role of Bond, everything was perfectly poised.

As Arsenal celebrated their totally legit silverware, double agent Cech ingrained himself deep in the heart of the Emirates.

On the first game of the season, Agent Cech leapt into action.

He then found increasingly creative ways of spying behind the scenes at the Emirates.

He continued his mission as Arsenal took on Crystal Palace at Selhurst Park.

Some say he didn't even make it look like he was trying to save Joel Ward's goal.

On an undercover mission "@CFCNewsApp: Cech's arm wasn't full stretched to save that! #AgentCech"

But Arsenal agents Ozil and Alexis went to extreme measures to foil his plans.

Arsenal managed to win 2-1, but it could have been so different.

Agent Cech's mission is not over – he now starts planning for next week – but fans are beginning to suspect something is wrong.

Arsenal have conceded from 3 of the 6 shots on target they have faced this season.#AgentCech

More clean sheets than Cech... http://t.co/57er17DU71 #Arsenal #CPFC #WHUFC http://t.co/57er17DU71

And some of them want to resort to extreme measures to stop Agent Cech.

@Danielavglz bring back Almunia

This is awesome!! Loads of Arsenal fans are actually tweeting #BringBackOspina! #CechOut #CechMate #AgentCech