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How Double Agent Cech Infiltrated Arsenal And Carried Out Mourinho's Evil Plan

We should have known all along.

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Former Chelsea keeper Petr Cech has played just two Premier League games for Arsenal, but some are already suspecting him of being a double agent.

But he won over the fans immediately.

It's been a long time but we can now say we have a world class Goalkeeper. #CechIsAGooner #WelcomeCech

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Fans invited him to become a Gunner, instead of retiring as a Chelsea legend...

Become a gunner instead of retiring as chelsea legend #WelcomeCéch #afc

But, if anything, he's currently more a Chelsea legend than ever before.

And here's how he's done it...

Double agent Cech convinced Arsenal fans of his dedication to the club by helping them win the Community Shield against Chelsea.

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The mission started smoothly. The goalkeeper kept a clean sheet and was in great form.

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Some say he didn't even make it look like he was trying to save Joel Ward's goal.

On an undercover mission "@CFCNewsApp: Cech's arm wasn't full stretched to save that! #AgentCech"

Agent Cech's mission is not over – he now starts planning for next week – but fans are beginning to suspect something is wrong.

Arsenal have conceded from 3 of the 6 shots on target they have faced this season.#AgentCech

More clean sheets than Cech... http://t.co/57er17DU71 #Arsenal #CPFC #WHUFC http://t.co/57er17DU71

And some of them want to resort to extreme measures to stop Agent Cech.

@Danielavglz bring back Almunia

This is awesome!! Loads of Arsenal fans are actually tweeting #BringBackOspina! #CechOut #CechMate #AgentCech

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