everything in the universe is either pizza or not pizza
2019 will probably be the last year that ends with teen for the rest of our lives
your first birthday is actually your second
brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton
if the internet is still a thing in 100 years, there will be billions of abandoned accounts that will belong to dead people
the only time the word "incorrectly" is spelled incorrectly is when its spelled incorrectly
if I wear my shirt inside out, does that mean that everything in the universe is wearing my shirt except me
If we didn't have eyes we wouldn't be unaware of color right? Then are we possibly missing some part of reality because we don't have the organ to detect it?
if you are singing along to a song on the radio there is a good chance you are singing along with thousands of people
you never see advertisements for microwaves
your future self is watching you right now through memory
if the wizarding world could mend bones in minutes, how come harry never got his eyes fixed
clocks either go tick tock or tock tick depending on when you started listening
someone studying atoms is just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves
And my personal favorite... If two mind readers read each others minds, who's mind are they reading?