1. Farting in lifts Via Flickr: 26223800@N00 Hold it in people. The ride’s not that long. 2. Stealing food from the work fridge Via Flickr: 9080929@N05 There was a name on that banana. 3. Inappropriate work wear Via Flickr: 44124401641@N01 No one wants to see too much skin at work. 4. Leaving the kitchen messy Via Flickr: 11638547@N00 Please wipe up your spattered curry from the kitchen bench. 5. Removing your shoes at your desk when you have smelly feet Via Flickr: 44124370018@N01 Any smells, really, that are emanating from your person should be contained at work. 6. Loud phone talking Via Flickr: 28435100@N00 Glad you had a great holiday/are booking a great holiday. We don’t need to hear all about it. 7. Letting food rot in the fridge Via Flickr: 73111908@N04 You know that salad you brought in last week but bought a burger instead? It’s growing legs and wants to say hi. 8. Annoying email sign-offs Via Flickr: 66301564@N00 Cheers, thanks, regards are all appropriate. Leave your ‘see ya sweeties’ for the family. These are particularly bad when it’s at the bottom of a nasty email. A smiley face does not negate your rudeness. 9. Eating smelly food at your desk Via Flickr: 36039505@N00 Glad you like tuna. Not everyone does. 10. Spreading your sickness Via Flickr: 29333334@N06 Everybody is really impressed that you battled a cold, a flu, a runny nose, a demonic cough and highly infectious diseases to come into the office. But how about next time you stay at home? 11. Inappropriate desk behaviour Via Flickr: 13951072@N00 Cutting your toenails at your desk is a no no. 12. Oversharing personal details Via Flickr: 41054381@N04 So you were off sick from an infected dog bite? Great. Don’t need to hear about the oozing. 13. The passive aggressive CC Via Flickr: 26022173@N06 Yes, we made a tiny mistake. No need to CC in all the heads of departments when you alert us of it. 14. Perpetual meeting maker Via Flickr: 66480149@N02 Let’s have a meeting to discuss meetings. And then drag out those meetings for as long as possible. MEETINGS ARE NEVER PRODUCTIVE. 15. Not sharing delicious foods Via Flickr: 58735397@N04 So you made muffins! Are you really going to eat them all yourself? 16. Not wearing deodorant Via Flickr: 90171791@N00 You might not be able to smell your own stench, but the rest of the office can. Spray or roll on. It's not that hard.