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12 Tips On Handling Your Haters As Taught By Hannibal Lecter
Minus the murder and cannibalism.
First, surprise them with your poise and courtesy.
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Kill* them with kindness.
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*Again no actual killing, please.
Use creepy facial expressions to toy with them.
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Poke fun at their insecurities and shortcomings.
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Do NOT blink or break eye contact while speaking.
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Show them who's Alpha!
Remind them that you can see through their bullshit...
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And that they will ALWAYS pale in comparison to you!
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If they don't take you seriously, show them what happened to the last person who messed with you.
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Ok, a little bit of murder.
At the end of the day, stay positive!
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Don't let the haters get you down!
Enjoy life!
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Remember, living well is the best revenge!
And stay true to you!
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Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
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Ta-ta.